Hey ppl! So, my cousin, Jesse or how some of you know as PurpleNBlue, brusted into my room today and grabbed my notebook and computer and told me to write something, even if it was a one-shot. Like this one…and she and Fang helped me with it… so yeah =D
DISCLAIMER: I'm a 14 year old girl with blue-ish purple hairs streak, you do the math. Wait is there math?
Enjoy and review afterwards!
CAUTION: Me, Fang, and PurpleNBlue were hyper! Eh, but you know whatever. =D
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Have you ever wondered why James Patterson named him Fang? Well, I have no idea so here are a few more like ten suggestions!
#1: It's his emo/scene name.
PurpleNBlue: Nah, he ain't cool enough to be scene :P
Me: More like you ain't cool enough to be scene :P
Fang: I ain't scene or emo! *goes to emo corner*
Me: okayyyy….moving on!
#2: He use to bite people.
Me: Watch out he bits! *girly gasp*
PurpleNBlue: I believe this one! Lol
Fang: What? *innoncent look*
#3: He's a vampire!
PurpleNBlue and Me: *pushes Fang into the sunlight*
PurpleNBlue: Damn, he doesn't sparkle like a fairy!
Me: Damn, he doesn't burst into flames!
Fang: …O.o
#4: It's his nickname from some gang.
PurpleNBlue: o.O
Me: O.O
Fang: crap, they found out.
#5: He's in a band.
PurpleNBlue: Sing! *pointing at Fang*
Fang: I can't *pout*
Me: He ain't as good as Dylan or Andy.
Fang: Andy?
PurpleNBlue and Me: OHHH MYYY GOLDFISHHH! Andy Sixx from Black Veil Brides!
Fang: Okayyy….
#6: He's real name is something embarrassing and Fang's the short version.
PurpleNBlue: What's your name?
Fang: Fang
Me: Can you prove that?
Fang: yea
Me: How?
Fang: Call JP.
Me: Nah, I'm good (I hate talking on phones unless it's with my fren, Ty)
#7: It's his last name.
PurpleNBlue: Like how I call Katie by her last name?
Me: yup!
Fang: *sigh* They ain't gonna give up.
#8: It's his middle name!
PurpleNBlue: . . .
Fang: . .
Me: What? I'm just saying.
#9: It's his stage name!
PurpleNBlue: He's an sctor?
Me: yup!
PurpleNBlue and Me: *Stares at Fang*
Fang: O.O *faints*
PurpleNBlue: O.O poor Fang
Me: . . . I guess not. *pout*
#10: His a purple monkey from space and came down to earth to seek the greatest cookie for his mistress, Maximum Ride. ~suggested by PurpleNBlue~
Me: *whispers to Fang* she took her pills this morning right?
Fang: Crap…
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And that was the end of this one-shot type of thing…
But send my some of you're suggestions and your comment on it, and I might made another chapter. Mainly because I ran out of suggestion and then PurpleNBlue (coughJessecough) suggested the last one, she was hyper from pickles and kool-aid.
So yeah…
R&R!