Disclaimer: I don't own Teen titans; if I did I think they would kick me out if I ever tried to use this theory.
Ok for all those people how like Slade I'm sorry, this was just a funny idea my brother and I got while we were watching teen titans a while back.
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Slade happily put on his new costume that his mother had given him for his birthday "Now all I need if a hero to be my arch enemy… now who should it be… it has to be someone without superpowers, so that it'll be easier… I know I'll fight Batman! He's perfect!" so gleefully the new villain haply skipped out side until he caught himself
"Slade you know that villain don't skip."
-Later-
Slade was walked down one of Gotham's many streets "first I must get to him but how?" he pondered as he past the first national bank. Suddenly he stopped " I got It I'll kidnap someone… no wait that wont work… how about I raid a museum… no that wont work either… oh I got IT!"
-Bat cave-
"Batman their's a manic holding up the Westside mall" Robin said running in
"Alright lets go.' The dark detective said getting into the batmobile (sp?) with the boy wonder.
-Mall- (L: sheesh I'm getting tired)
"Now if everyone would put your money in the basket I won't try and kill you." Slade said as he stood on a cafeteria table with a microphone. Suddenly Batman and his sidekick Robin burst in.
"Finley" Slade said jumping down "I thought you'd never show up." Then taking his mike he started his well planed speech "Batman I am now going to defeat you in front of millions!"
"Robin get the civilians out of here I'll take this guy" the boy wonder smiled
"No kidding this guy may look like a toughie but he act's like a push over." With this said he started moving the crowd out of the building.
Silently Batman walked toward Slade, not saying anything because he was doing it silently.
Now I could describe the fight between Slade and Batman but I don't think I will but let's just say robin was right and most of the sound's were something like this…
"POW"
"BAM"
"BIFF"
"OW!"
"ZIN"
"CLOT'
"BLAT"
"YEOUCH!"
(for this who didn't guess it the one's in italics are Slade's)
After Slade got his butt kicked six ways to Sunday (to say it mildly) the poor villain dragged himself home. Once he had, had a bath and was laying in bed with his little pink teddy bear he pondered him defeat.
How come Batman won? What did he have that I don't? Suddenly it hit him like one of those punches from batman.
"THAT'S IT!" he cried "I need a sidekick!" of cores why didn't he think of it sooner… that's all he was missing a good sidekick.
Smiling evilly Slade rubbed his hands together "and just to spite Batman I'll get Robin."
But once Slade well enough to get Robin he had already joined the titans so Slade decided to try his hand at the hero's sidekicks. I mean how hard is it to fight little kids?
Now many years later even though Slade has gotten better and darker he's is still fighting, and might I add losing to those little kids. But hey maybe if he ever get's good enough he might get a crack at one of the real hero's and not just their sidekicks.
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And that's how Slade became one of the Titan's biggest foes. I hope you had a good laugh because I tried to make this as funny as possible. PLEASE review! It doesn't have to be anything big (even though I would like it to be) just a little "I liked it" makes me very happy.
And please no flames this is a spoof and if you don't like it go tell someone who cares.
Well peace out,
Little Miss Liz Mizu (from the Element Girls)