So I thought of this when I woke up so hope you like it! Just so you know, Rory and Paris act like they do in season 4 when they're at Yale, so if they don't sound like they do in earlier seasons, that's why.

Hope you like it!


Rory sat down with Paris at the Ravenclaw table. She grabbed the best food she could reach and set it on her plate.

"You're having the ice cream?" Paris asked.

"Yeah, why?"

"Just that the last time I tried the ice cream it tasted off," Paris told her.

Rory nodded, "Oh, you must have had it on Friday."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Paris demanded.

"Winky makes the ice cream on Friday," Rory said, "You have to try it on Monday, that's when Dobby makes it. He's the best at making ice cream."

"Who's Winky?"

"A House Elf," Rory explained, "She's always crying and it gets in the ice cream."

"Then who's Dobby?" Paris asked.

"Another House Elf. But he's always happy, so it goes into the ice cream. Professor Dumbledore says it's a part of the House Elves' magic."

"Oh," Paris muttered and grabbed herself some ice cream. They continued their dinner in silence. Almost as soon as Rory finished, she heard a commotion from the Slytherin table and saw that Draco Malfoy, a boy a year younger than them had turned into a giant bird.

"Who do you think did that?" Rory asked.

"It was Lee Jordan and those Weasley twins, Fred and George," Paris said, leaning across the table, "After Harry Potter and his friends, all of Gryffindor worships those three like they're Godric Gryffindor himself."

"Well I'm headed to the library before you start comparing people to dead people again," Rory told her friend, gathering up her things and heading out of the Great Hall.

"I'm telling you!" Paris yelled after her, "Those three are a menace!"

Rory shook her head at her friend and walked out of the Hall. When she reached the corridor, she saw a dark-skinned boy and two identical red-head Gryffindors a year above Rory laughing their heads off. Rory was about to walk past them when she remembered that two of Paris' "menaces" were twins.

"Hey," Rory said to them, "Just a heads up, you might not want to do stuff like that in front of blond Ravenclaws. Or to blond Ravenclaws. They can be kind of vindictive."

"You mean Paris Geller?" the one Rory assumed was Lee Jordan asked.

"Yeah, why?" Rory said.

"Can we stop it?" one of the twins asked.

"Not by –" the other said, the three looked at each other, then through the Great Hall doors. Rory looked where they were looking in time to see Paris' ice cream explode in her face. Paris screamed and swore painful vengeance on Lee Jordan and the twins.

"Bye," Rory said and ran the rest of the way to the library. She had a feeling she didn't want to be there when Paris found the pranksters.


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