For All Ages
Rated: G
Synopsis: A perfectly good story for all ages
Disclaimer: I don't own either Wolverine, Jean Grey, or Sabertooth, Marvel does. But I do own Censors Sally and Sandy, both of which you are more than welcome to use.
Notes: Don't blame me, it's my Muse's fault. I told her not to smoke the funny-colored plants.
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It was a bright and sunny day, most likely courtesy of the X-Man Storm, and Wolverine decided to go out for a walk. He was walking slowly around the perimeter of the school when his sensitive nose caught the all-too familiar scent of Sabertooth. Suddenly Sabertooth leapt out of the bushes and attacked Wolverine with a large sweep of his claws. Wolverine popped his own adamantium claws and blocked easily.
"You're losin' yer touch, you ugly -."
Mysteriously a perfect and gorgeous blonde *pops* into the area next to the two opponents.
"Hi! My Name is Censor Sally, and I will be censoring this story for you to insure that it is appropriate for people of all ages". Censor Sally disappears with another *pop*.
"What the-."
*pop* "As your Censor Sally, I will remove all bad language and graphic scenes for your benefit." *pop*
Wolverine and Sabertooth both study the popping site of the Censor Sally. They both shrug and turn back to fight each other.
"I owe you for last time, runt"
"Give it your best shot, Sabertooth"
Sabertooth lunges at Wolverine and the two begin to claw and pummel each other. Deep gashes are made and blood starts to-
*Pop* "Here you will see a lovely butterfly landing to sit on this beautiful lily. This kind of butterfly is extremely rare because it is only found in a certain type of climate, and has the shortest known butterfly lifespan. Enjoy" *pop*
Wolverine stand alone with all of his wounds already almost entirely healed. "What's with that little-."
*Pop* "Ooops, forgot my purse. Hehe" *pop*
"Logan?" Wolverine shakes it off angrily and turns to face a stunning Jean Grey, who is approaching him slowly.
As Logan watches Jean approach, he finds his mind wandering to thoughts of the two of them...
*Pop* "Oh look! There's a nice little kitten. How sweet"
Jean looks confused, then angry, at the sight of the blonde, even more stunning than herself "Who are you?"
"Oh, me? I'm Censor Sally, here to watch over this story"
Jean sighs in relief, Logan would never like someone that was only there to censor him.
"Well don't forget we have that training session in the Danger Room later this afternoon" Jean reminds him, then turns and walks away, swaying her hips a bit more than necessary.
"Oh, and bye Censor Sally"
"Bye Bye!" *pop*
"Glad that's over" Wolverine mumbles, turning to head inside.
But something is in his way and he trips and stubs his toe.
"Da-."
*pop* "I think a cup of lemonade would be perfect right now. Don't you?"
"You know what I think 'Censor Sally'" Wolverine snarls, "I think you'd better shut up real quick or I'm gonna-."
"Now Logan, be careful"
"That's it!" Wolverine roars, launching himself at Censor Sally.
The next thing he knows, he's on the ground with at least four quickly mending broken bones.
"I'm so sorry Logan. Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. But how the... heck... did ya do that?"
"Special Censory tactics"
"Huh. Really? I love a woman that can fight"
"Well Logan..." Censor Sally blushes prettily.
Suddenly Wolverine grabs Censor Sally and the two begin to kiss madly. Both are deeply involved in each other, clothes are flying everywhere, and-
*Pop* "Hi! My name's Censor Sandy!"
"Come here, gorgeous!" Logan calls out.
"Oh my!"
Soon all three are together on the ground, rolling about wildly. But mysteriously a long, bushy tree branch moves and blocks the view. Da... Darnit.
Rated: G
Synopsis: A perfectly good story for all ages
Disclaimer: I don't own either Wolverine, Jean Grey, or Sabertooth, Marvel does. But I do own Censors Sally and Sandy, both of which you are more than welcome to use.
Notes: Don't blame me, it's my Muse's fault. I told her not to smoke the funny-colored plants.
- - - - - -
It was a bright and sunny day, most likely courtesy of the X-Man Storm, and Wolverine decided to go out for a walk. He was walking slowly around the perimeter of the school when his sensitive nose caught the all-too familiar scent of Sabertooth. Suddenly Sabertooth leapt out of the bushes and attacked Wolverine with a large sweep of his claws. Wolverine popped his own adamantium claws and blocked easily.
"You're losin' yer touch, you ugly -."
Mysteriously a perfect and gorgeous blonde *pops* into the area next to the two opponents.
"Hi! My Name is Censor Sally, and I will be censoring this story for you to insure that it is appropriate for people of all ages". Censor Sally disappears with another *pop*.
"What the-."
*pop* "As your Censor Sally, I will remove all bad language and graphic scenes for your benefit." *pop*
Wolverine and Sabertooth both study the popping site of the Censor Sally. They both shrug and turn back to fight each other.
"I owe you for last time, runt"
"Give it your best shot, Sabertooth"
Sabertooth lunges at Wolverine and the two begin to claw and pummel each other. Deep gashes are made and blood starts to-
*Pop* "Here you will see a lovely butterfly landing to sit on this beautiful lily. This kind of butterfly is extremely rare because it is only found in a certain type of climate, and has the shortest known butterfly lifespan. Enjoy" *pop*
Wolverine stand alone with all of his wounds already almost entirely healed. "What's with that little-."
*Pop* "Ooops, forgot my purse. Hehe" *pop*
"Logan?" Wolverine shakes it off angrily and turns to face a stunning Jean Grey, who is approaching him slowly.
As Logan watches Jean approach, he finds his mind wandering to thoughts of the two of them...
*Pop* "Oh look! There's a nice little kitten. How sweet"
Jean looks confused, then angry, at the sight of the blonde, even more stunning than herself "Who are you?"
"Oh, me? I'm Censor Sally, here to watch over this story"
Jean sighs in relief, Logan would never like someone that was only there to censor him.
"Well don't forget we have that training session in the Danger Room later this afternoon" Jean reminds him, then turns and walks away, swaying her hips a bit more than necessary.
"Oh, and bye Censor Sally"
"Bye Bye!" *pop*
"Glad that's over" Wolverine mumbles, turning to head inside.
But something is in his way and he trips and stubs his toe.
"Da-."
*pop* "I think a cup of lemonade would be perfect right now. Don't you?"
"You know what I think 'Censor Sally'" Wolverine snarls, "I think you'd better shut up real quick or I'm gonna-."
"Now Logan, be careful"
"That's it!" Wolverine roars, launching himself at Censor Sally.
The next thing he knows, he's on the ground with at least four quickly mending broken bones.
"I'm so sorry Logan. Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. But how the... heck... did ya do that?"
"Special Censory tactics"
"Huh. Really? I love a woman that can fight"
"Well Logan..." Censor Sally blushes prettily.
Suddenly Wolverine grabs Censor Sally and the two begin to kiss madly. Both are deeply involved in each other, clothes are flying everywhere, and-
*Pop* "Hi! My name's Censor Sandy!"
"Come here, gorgeous!" Logan calls out.
"Oh my!"
Soon all three are together on the ground, rolling about wildly. But mysteriously a long, bushy tree branch moves and blocks the view. Da... Darnit.