Look what I made up, and the help with my bother it's funny
Oh sorry I couldn't put all the Yugioh people in because the names wouldn't fit in the silly poem, so that's why
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Mai the milk maid,
Was milking a cow
The trouble with Mai
She didn't know how
Along came the farmer
And gave the sack
So she turned the cow over
And poor the milk back
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To market, to market
With my bother Tristan
Someone chuck a tomato at him
Tomatos are soft
And they don't bruise the skin
But this one killed Tristan
Because it was wrapped in a tin
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While I call a upon
My Girlfriend Miss Garden
She was having a bath
And she can't come down
So I said slip on something
And be down in a tick
So she slipped on the soap
And by gum she was quick
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Well the Bucher (Joey)
Was cleaning the back of his shop
He stops for a moment
To learn on his mop
He sat on the slicing machine with a jerk
And he found that
He got all behind in his work
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A fellow named Humphrey (Yami)
Went down to the see
And changed his swimmers
Behind a big tree
A dog chased him out
And the people did starred
HUMMMMHUMM
And all the kids said
"Hay Look mum Humphrey bare"
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