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Chapter 1: Train Rumor "I hope I make a few goals this year," said Ron. "I mean, I want to be really great this time." Harry shoved a chocolate frog into his mouth, "Yos were goods las time too." Ron shrugged, "I know I was bad." Hermione groaned, "Oh Ron. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Harry don't talk with your mouth full."

"Going back to school will be great this year," said Ron. "I heard Dumbledore has a huge surprise for all the students." "I hope its new broom sticks," said Harry. "Maybe it's a new class," said Hermione. Ron and Harry both rolled their eyes. A slight breeze swept over there heads but they did not notice. Ron picked up a flavored bean and Harry was examining his new wizard card when the compartment door slid open.

"Hello Potter," sneered Malfoy at the opening of the door, Crabb and Goyle snickered behind him. "Hi," said Harry calmly as he put his new wizard card in his pocket. "Hear the news Potter? Its been buzzing around the train for the last hour." "What? What's happened?" asked Hermione. Malfoy grinned evilly at her, "Some compartments down there are a few new teachers. Yes Grainger, as in more than one. It is odd that we get so many new ones now in our sixth year. Bet its all your fault Potter." Harry yawned, "Is that so?" Ron laughed. "Why are we getting so many new teachers?" asked Hermione. "How would I know Mudblood? No ones even saw them yet. Everyone just heard them through the door." "Thanks. Could you leave now?" asked Ron.

Malfoy grunted and shut the door. Harry looked at Hermione with question, " Do you suppose we should go see if it's true?" "And what? Listen through the door? I say we wait till we get to school, then we can get the whole picture of them." Harry nodded and gazed out the window. Ron rubbed his nose and folded his legs, "So, do you think new teachers is what Dumbledore had in mind for us?" !!!!!!!!! The students buzzed excitedly about the huge gift they were going to receive. No one knew what it was. The new first years talked with the loud forth years at their new house tables. Some of the students groaned when they saw that Snape still sat at the teacher's table. Four new chairs stood empty at the end of the teacher's table. And everyone waited for Dumbledore to speak. Dumbledore stood, "Welcome to another year at Hogwarts. This is to all first years: the forbidden forest is always off limits. The Perfects should do well to remind everyone of that. Next, as you may have noticed there are four empty chairs here at this table. By this time you have all heard that I am going to give you a gift. This gift is..." Everyone held their breath. "Four new Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers. One for every house." Some students stared, some moaned, some spat on the floor.

"They wanted to make an entrance, "said Dumbledore. "They should be walking through those doors any moment. I myself have not even met them yet." Everyone turned toward the doors as they creaked open then closed quietly. "First!" Dumbledore shouted, he was reading a piece of paper, "We have Helena of Hufflepuff!"

Helena strolled down the walkway between tables, "Please call me Professor Helena, alright students?" She smiled sweetly. She wore a blue French looking dress with slits at the legs, fluff, and light blue boots. Her hair was blond and tied back into a ponytail. In her hand she carried a pearly white wand. When she reached the table she sat in her chair with a smile still on her face.

Dumbledore nodded in approval, "Wonderful. Next, we have Ayane of Ravenclaw!"

The doors banged open and all the students jumped, "My name will be Professor Ayane." Though her voice was sweet her attitude seemed different. She wore a black ninja outfit with pointy black-ended boots. Her hair was light purple with a dark purple bandana. Stuck in her belt was a brown wand. She said no more as she walked to the table and sat next to Helena.

Dumbledore smiled and continued on, "We also have Ryu Hayabusa for the Gryffindor House! Please come in".

The hall doors opened slowly and a laugh erupted from the outside, "Sorry, I'm a little nervous." A tall man of middle youth walked into the mess hall. He wore a black Ninjutsu outfit and a black scarf was covering his face so one could only see his eyes. His hair was a red brown and he had tan skin. Covering his feet was silver looking boots. He began to walk down the aisle, "I want you to call me," he moved his dark red wand between his fingers, "Professor Hayabusa. Unlike my fellow comrades, I will be proper. Be ready to work hard in my class. Hard, oh yes, but fun". He grinned playfully as he took his seat at the table.

Dumbledore laughed, "Well! Last but not at all least, the Slytherin teacher, Christie!" The doors opened quickly and a middle-aged woman walked into the massive room. She wore a black tux with a red bowtie and black high-healed boots. Her hair was white even though she was young and styled short. She had light creamy skin and bright green eyes. In her hand she held a 12 inch long black wand. As she walked through the tables she spoke, "Call me Professor Christie. Call me anything else and points will be missing from your house. If you step out of line in my class, be sure to call your mommy because you will be wanting to go home of the humiliation. My classes will be tiring, demanding, painful, and above all Hell. I look forward to seeing you all may God or whoever have pity on you."

She took a seat and all was quiet. Dumbledore raised his arms, "Let us begin this fine school year!" Food appeared at all the tables and the noise level slowly grew. "Well, at least our teacher seems fun," said Ron. "I actually feel sorry for the Slytherins." Hermione grinned, "Malfoy is going to get a good work out this year." Harry nodded, "Professor Christie will get him," he looked suddenly worried, "Professor Hayabusa is coming this way." Hermione squeaked and dropped her fork on the table, Ron raised an eyebrow. The professor took a seat next to Harry. Professor Hayabusa sounded as if he was grinning, "Are you Harry?" Harry nodded cautiously and drew away, "Yes". "Excellent! I knew I was right! Helena thought I was wrong. Well, you being one of MY students. That's great. I read a lot about you, you know. Ayane thinks I'm crazy. Anyway, I realized that you know a lot about the Dark Arts. Impressive. And battling Lord Voldemort! I was thinking that you could have your normal class with me and with everyone else, then if you would like, having a private class with me, since you seem to be ahead of everyone else. After school hours, of course. I could help you with Quidditch also, you and your friend Ron and whoever else might want the help. How bout it?" Harry shook his head, "No, I can't have more work."

"How did you know my name?" asked Ron. "Nonsense Harry! I will give you the same amount of work as everyone else." "This is a good offer Harry," said Hermione. "Because what if he tries to come after you again? This time you will be prepared." Harry thought for a minute then answered, "Ok. I will take the offer."

The Professor slapped his leg, "Excellent! Now, meet me Thursday after all your classes are done and we shall begin," he stood up from the table, "Good day Ron, Hermione." "How do you know our names!?"

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