Tony Stark was a nice guy, he has flaws, sure, but lets just say he wasn't a guy today. He sat up and tried sticking his feet in his slippers but his feet wouldn't fit. He looked down and he had.. hooves? Tony let out a rather shrill scream, making Pepper run to Tony to see what was going on. "Tony! What is it? Why did you scream? I-" And then Pepper just stood there, shocked, confused, kind of amused actually, but mostly shocked. "Y-you're.. you're.." "I'm what?!" "... you're a unicorn!"
Tony then say there, having a huge poker face plastered on his face. "... unicorn. I'm a unicorn." He said, looking pale. Pepper then sighed and said, "... three, two, one." And Tony started screaming once again. "I-I'm a unicorn! I'm a unicorn and... and..." "Just breathe, Tony Pony, breathe!" Pepper said, using the most horrible name in history. Tony breathed in and out slowly, calming down. "Alright, I'm okay. But I'm a unicorn! How do I hold my coffee?!" "You have a horn." "Oh right." Tony said, scratching the back of his head.
~To The Kitchen~
Tony was drinking down his coffee, sitting on the floor. "My boyfriend is a pony-" "Unicorn." "Pony, unicorn, whatever. This is just too odd." Pepper said, her eye twitching. "It's going to be alright, it's going to be alright. Pinch me." "Wait what?" "Just pinch me!" And at that, Pepper pinched Tony.
~Back in Real Life~
"Ow! Quit it!" Tony then suddenly sat up and saw Clint pinching his arm. "I heard you sleep talking, did you just say you were a unicorn?" "... I should never sleep on the couch again." "Mmhmm." Clint nodded, just standing up and flying away. Wait. Fly away? Tony then looked up at Clint.. and Clint had fairy wings. Tony then passed out. Loki then popped out of nowhere with a sticky note, posting it on Tony's forehead. What did that sticky note say?
'Loki'd'