Kyuu: Okay, 'tis my first Naruto story, so SHUT-UP AND DON'T LAUGH!!! ... No,
it's a humor story so I want you to laugh WITH me, not AT me......... Then
again......... You CAN'T laugh with me, since I don't know who you are or where
you live, hence me not being able to go to your house and then laughing
with you......... Oh WELL! You GET the idea!
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Naruto... If I did, Sakura would die a horrible death.
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"Damn......... I'm bored........." The orange-clad blonde muttered miserably. Today was definitely not his day. It was just SO BORING!
The blonde sighed as he approached a large tree in the park he was pointlessly walking around in. When he reached the said tree, Naruto flopped down, lacing his hands behind his head. Sighing again, Naruto closed his azure eyes.
'Why must life be boring? Why couldn't Kakashi give us a mission today? Why can't I have ramen?'
The blonde's thoughts continued to run negatively in his head. After almost an hour of complaining about everyone and everything, Naruto started drifting off. Not dreaming about anything, and almost able to still hear everything going on around him.
"NARUTO!!!"
Said blonde started from his sleep.
"Huh-wha?" Naruto started to look for the source of the voice groggily, still not fully awake. He kind of thought he knew the voice, but at the same time, knew he had never heard it before.
"Down here, dobe!"
Naruto looked down. Standing in front of him was a young boy with dark hair and eyes. His clothes were way to big, and practically falling off. Naruto knew he'd seen the boy before, but in his dazed state, couldn't put his finger on where.
"How do you-?"
"Never mind!" The kid looked extremely panicked and rushed, every once in a while looking around behind his shoulder. "Just, for the love of GOD, hide me!"
"But... Why?" Naruto was very confused right now.
"Explain later! Just HIDE ME!!!" The kid screamed.
"Fine..." Naruto pulled off his orange jacket roughly, revealing a tight, black shirt to be underneath. "Why am I-?" Naruto started, but was rudely cut off by an annoying voice somewhere way off to his right.
"Oh Sasuke-chan!!! Where Arrrrrrreeeeeee you?"
Upon hearing the voice (Which suspiciously sounded like Sakura's, to Naruto) the kid stared, panicked, towards it.
"Give that to me, dobe!" He yelled, gesturing at the bright orange jacket. Naruto gasped in realization.
"Sasuke!?!?!"
"Give it to me!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke practically screeched. Realizing that if Sakura found Sasuke in the state he was in, he would probably be tortured in the worst ways, Naruto threw Sasuke the jacket (Which he scrambled under so fast, it was scary).
'Wait... Why do I CARE? ......... Aw, screw it.' Naruto thought, and inwardly shrugged.
"Act NATURAL!" Came the Chibified voice of Sasuke. Naruto decided, 'What the Hell?' and lay back down under the tree, pretending to be fast asleep. He soon heard running footsteps approach him quickly.
"Naruto! Did you see a kid, who looked suspiciously Sasuke, run by?" The source of the footsteps, Sakura, asked quickly.
Naruto cracked one blue eye open lazily, acting perfectly (Hey, he's had a lot of practice).
"Huh?" Naruto yawned loudly. "Nope... Why?"
"Damn... NEVER MIND!" With that Sakura kept running, shouting for Sasuke to come out. Once she was out of hearing range, Naruto turned to his jacket.
"Sasuke......... What happened to you?" Naruto asked, looking a little bit like he thought he was still sleeping.
"Ummmm......... I, uh.........." Sasuke's Chibified head popped out of the orange fabric. He sighed and scratched the back of his head.
"Let's see......... Where to begin........."
Naruto's day just got a tad bit more interesting.
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Kyuu: Yeah......... Lot's of OOCness......... But that's because I decided to do Naruto like he probably would be without his mask, Sasuke is all Chibified, and I hate Sakura......... So......... Bleh. Next chapter will be longer, funnier and better, I swear... Please review... Make me happy, ne? Flames are welcome... I guess...
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Naruto... If I did, Sakura would die a horrible death.
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"Damn......... I'm bored........." The orange-clad blonde muttered miserably. Today was definitely not his day. It was just SO BORING!
The blonde sighed as he approached a large tree in the park he was pointlessly walking around in. When he reached the said tree, Naruto flopped down, lacing his hands behind his head. Sighing again, Naruto closed his azure eyes.
'Why must life be boring? Why couldn't Kakashi give us a mission today? Why can't I have ramen?'
The blonde's thoughts continued to run negatively in his head. After almost an hour of complaining about everyone and everything, Naruto started drifting off. Not dreaming about anything, and almost able to still hear everything going on around him.
"NARUTO!!!"
Said blonde started from his sleep.
"Huh-wha?" Naruto started to look for the source of the voice groggily, still not fully awake. He kind of thought he knew the voice, but at the same time, knew he had never heard it before.
"Down here, dobe!"
Naruto looked down. Standing in front of him was a young boy with dark hair and eyes. His clothes were way to big, and practically falling off. Naruto knew he'd seen the boy before, but in his dazed state, couldn't put his finger on where.
"How do you-?"
"Never mind!" The kid looked extremely panicked and rushed, every once in a while looking around behind his shoulder. "Just, for the love of GOD, hide me!"
"But... Why?" Naruto was very confused right now.
"Explain later! Just HIDE ME!!!" The kid screamed.
"Fine..." Naruto pulled off his orange jacket roughly, revealing a tight, black shirt to be underneath. "Why am I-?" Naruto started, but was rudely cut off by an annoying voice somewhere way off to his right.
"Oh Sasuke-chan!!! Where Arrrrrrreeeeeee you?"
Upon hearing the voice (Which suspiciously sounded like Sakura's, to Naruto) the kid stared, panicked, towards it.
"Give that to me, dobe!" He yelled, gesturing at the bright orange jacket. Naruto gasped in realization.
"Sasuke!?!?!"
"Give it to me!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke practically screeched. Realizing that if Sakura found Sasuke in the state he was in, he would probably be tortured in the worst ways, Naruto threw Sasuke the jacket (Which he scrambled under so fast, it was scary).
'Wait... Why do I CARE? ......... Aw, screw it.' Naruto thought, and inwardly shrugged.
"Act NATURAL!" Came the Chibified voice of Sasuke. Naruto decided, 'What the Hell?' and lay back down under the tree, pretending to be fast asleep. He soon heard running footsteps approach him quickly.
"Naruto! Did you see a kid, who looked suspiciously Sasuke, run by?" The source of the footsteps, Sakura, asked quickly.
Naruto cracked one blue eye open lazily, acting perfectly (Hey, he's had a lot of practice).
"Huh?" Naruto yawned loudly. "Nope... Why?"
"Damn... NEVER MIND!" With that Sakura kept running, shouting for Sasuke to come out. Once she was out of hearing range, Naruto turned to his jacket.
"Sasuke......... What happened to you?" Naruto asked, looking a little bit like he thought he was still sleeping.
"Ummmm......... I, uh.........." Sasuke's Chibified head popped out of the orange fabric. He sighed and scratched the back of his head.
"Let's see......... Where to begin........."
Naruto's day just got a tad bit more interesting.
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Kyuu: Yeah......... Lot's of OOCness......... But that's because I decided to do Naruto like he probably would be without his mask, Sasuke is all Chibified, and I hate Sakura......... So......... Bleh. Next chapter will be longer, funnier and better, I swear... Please review... Make me happy, ne? Flames are welcome... I guess...