Drunk Hetalia Crack

by sp00kerbasil

i made this for my friends to make them look at me like : wdf. :3 NOTE: C:Russia, C:Japan, and maybe C:China are my friends irl. they are my cosplay friends. derp WARNINGZZZ: cursing? edible body oils? (not in a sex way...)

1. RULES OF THE FANFIC

1) No BTT (Bad Touch Trio)

2) No Lemons

3) Every ship is allowed- but I personally hate FR/UK (France x England)

Tips!

-If you ship have incest, just say they are adoptive sibblings and maybe write a story about it.