Author's Notes: Don't hurt me, I was just too tempted!

Disclaimer: Don't own it.

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The Bestest Couple EVER

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"Luchia and Kaitou is so totally like the best couple EVA," Lina declared, forgetting the fact that she had her own shipping that should be promoted and she didn't really like Kaitou all that much anyway but I'm talking too much and should shut up, yeah?? LOL!

Hanin nodded. "Ya, you 2 just rokc the world." She forgot Nigisa too, LOL! I'm like, having a LOT of characters have memory loss, LOL!

"Ya, you two should like, get married or something," Karen nodded.

Nuil nodded too. (LOL, my characters are so totally bobbleheads!) "Like Karen said! I can't say much because I'm the quiet shy one, so I'll just shut the fuck up now."

"Like, Nuil, you cursed!" Koko ranted.

"Cursing is against the rules, Nuil," Sierra pointed out with her ever melodios voice, flicking her long, silky oranji locks behind her sholders. (Did i spell sholders right? I like didn't spellcheck this, so yeah. ROFL!)

"Sarah wouldn't be proud," Lina said.

Luchia scoffed. "You are so straying from the subject! You r supposed 2 talk about me and Kaitou!"

"Ahreegahto gozaimassu for telling us, Luchia-chan," the other insignificant (except Sierra because she's totally awesome) mermaids said.

"You are lyk so awesome. How do u do ur hair n stuff?" Hanin asked.

"I'm not telling u because i'm too cool and me and Kaitou belong together forever," Luchia answered smugly.

"That was mean!" Sierra gasped, clapping one hand over her moputh. "Luchia, say 'gomean nesai'! Now!" (Aren't i so good with japenese? i bet you lyk didn't no what that meant! lyk ur teachers told u, tho, use context clues to figure it out, bcuz i dun wanna expklain everything. i'll shut up now.)

"Gomean nesai," Luchia said sadly. "i promise i won't do it again."

"evn if u did, we'd still love you," Sierra chirped happily, turning to show off her beautifull hourglass figure. "bcuz u n kaitou make the best coupl EVA!"

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I turned Seira into a Mary Sue xD. Just for you, Suzu-chan, I spelt 'Sara' as 'Sarah'. ;) Flame this little piece out, or compliment my mad parody writing skillz!1111 -Laughs.- Either way, please R&R!

Signing out, Jewelieishness.