It was a gorgeous spring day in Gamindustri, and all of the denizens of Planeptune,Lastation,Lowee, and Leanbox are preparing for one of the world's greatest festivals- One that,for this current year, would be memorable in many different ways.

Planeptune Basilicom

12:00 PM

Neptune's Room

Here we have the fanfic's Main Heroine- the great Neptune, CPU of Planeptune and Protagonist of Hyperdimension Neptunia, still sleeping in her bed. The soft snores coming from the currently petite goddess filled with mumbles of pudding and video games,two of her favorite things in all of Gamindustri. But,little did she know, her spectacular dream of endless pudding and gaming would soon come to an abrupt, albeit funny, end with the Oracle of Planeptune, Histoire who knew exactly how to wake up the sleeping little CPU perfectly. "Ok." she breathed to herself as she took in a deep breath,then let out one of the noisiest wake ups ever since Uzume with her microphone. "WAKE UP,NEPTUNE!" the usually quiet voice of Histoire said in a voice loud enough to destroy mountains. Hearing the loud ,yet oddly cheerful voice of Histoire waking her up; Neptune jolted awake in comedic fashion.

"Wahh!" she yelped when she fell with a loud thud,then looked up to her Oracle with tears in her eyes, "Oh Histy,you just tore me out of a wonderful pudding dream!" the purple haired CPU had said with a sniffle while her violet eyes looked up to the mini blonde.

"You needed to get up anyways,Neptune, or have you forgotten what day it is?" the Oracle questioned her CPU with a raise of one of her eyebrows,knowing how easy it was for the purple haired Goddess to forget.

"Um... Free Pudding Day?" she asked,the mini Goddess couldn't help it.. She had the delicious treat on her mind thanks to that dream,but when she saw the deadpan apparent on Histoire's face,she knew that wasn't the case.

"It's the anniversary of your friendship with the CPUs of Lastation,Lowee,and Leanbox!" the Oracle squeaked in her tiny,cute voice;it's hard to take Histy seriously when she is just so adorable!

"You call me that again,Mr. Writer, and Neptune won't be the only one getting an earful." Histoire said with a malicious glare to the writer,making him wonder how in the hell she was able to break the fourth wall.

"Yeah,that's my thing!" Neptune said,a little shocked and hurt that her favorite thing to do other than eat pudding and play video games had been ruined. "I don't have time for this,Neptune, come on; we need to get ready for the festival," the tome said with a sigh as she went to the Planeptune CPU's dresser to pick out her obvious sweater-jacket And skirt, since the goddess was currently in her underwear.

Meanwhile,in the fields of Gamindustri, a red light with black lighting flashed quickly as a body fell to the grassy plains;and,as quick as the light came, it vanished-leaving in it's wake,the person that fell through it. Back in Planeptune, Neptune and Nepgear were getting their daily lecture from Histoire; and God,where they getting an earful.

"Now,any questions?" the tome asked,ending the near-hour long lecture she had gave the now dazed Neptune and shocked Nepgear. Neither girl spoke,it seems like Histy talked off their very cores! what an accomplishment.

Fields outside of Planeptune,close to the border with Lastation.

The man that had fallen last chapter awoke with a groan,slowly regaining his consciousness while also trying his best to grasp where he is. Wherever I am,the place seems dry as hell he wondered to himself in his mid-delusion since he did not remember that he was the reason for the giant ass crater in the middle of a field. Meanwhile,as Histoire finished her lecture, Neptune slowly drug herself over to her outfit with one slow hand drag after the other.

"Nepu..! why do you always have to chew me out,Histy...?" the lilac haired goddess whined,it seemed that today's lecture held an onslaught of Criticals towards Neptune; congrats Histoire.

Back at the crater. The man that laid there was still trying to figure out where he was when the sound of people shook him out of his daze. "Who's there?" a voice asked,sounding male and with an edge of caution as if he was looking out for monsters or whatever

The male in the whole remained silent as he still was trying to figure out where he is and how he got in this hole,literally, when he heard another voice... this one female.

"What is it?" the voice carried a sense of aristocracy in it and the man immediately thought he was in some kind of ancient world simulation possibly to give some unknown enemy the secrets to a powerful relic and world domination.

But,then the other male he heard replied to the aristocratic woman. "I apologize,Lady Black Heart,but I believe there is something in that crater on the Planeptune/Lastation border." Hearing this from the male,the woman known as 'Lady Black Heart' graced her azure eyes over to the massive ass crater her nation's guard had reported. "Very well, then please inform IF and Neptune of this as well." the ivory haired beauty said with a voice like fine silk that made music in anyone's ears,said guard couldn't help but comply with the 'Goddess' of Lastation. once he was gone,however, the white haired woman with her skimpy outfit changed-and in her place was a raven haired girl with,strangely, the same colored eyes as the man in the crater.

Meanwhile, Back at the Planeptune Basilicom

As soon as Histoire pulled out the lavender haired goddess's titular outfit from the closet, she came out in a flash. "Here,Neptune,a CPU must not go parading around in only her sleepwear." the mini tome said in a huff,softy tossing the clothes to the goddess whom had now gotten a face full of sweater jacket from the dainty-yet-powerful toss

Hope you guys like the first chapter to my very first Neptunia Fanfic. anyways,Read and Review for more content.. but no flaming, Constructive Criticism is ok.