A/N: Hey Gleek Readers :) So I introduced my roommate Kayla to the wonders of glee and I showed her all my stories I have on my laptop and she wanted to have a go! She was pretty good for someone who has never seen a glee episode (to my disgust) plus she only had the information I (happily) gave her. She randomly wrote about the disturbing Jacob Ben Israel and I wanted to put it up :)
Disclaimer: I do not own glee, or Jacobs grossness (luckily)
My name is Jacob Ben Israel. It is quite possibly the most hated name at McKinly High School. I walk through the crowded corridors with my mic and cameraman Jeremy, and people stop and whisper, or hide behind their friends or locker doors to avoid my camera, which happens to catch almost every embarrassing moment in McKiley. Sounds like the life, right? Well my school blog swears to capture every moment, and the lives of every living being that is worth writing about.
And that is probably why im hated, yet worshipped at the same time. But dont get me wrong, im definitely not the most popular kid here, im a school dweeb, Puckerman and the jocks always throw me in the dumps, but I always get them back on my blog. Id rather write what I think so everyone could read, then say it to their face and possibly get beaten up. My favorite victims are known as the biggest social fails, and group of misfits in McKiley, the glee club. And the star of glee club is none other than the love of my life Rachel Berry, she is the finest girl at school, and she always rejects me. And today I plan to ask her out again, at 3.45 at the mall, outside of The Gap for Kids, (she always shops there) at the table by the window, the one that never has any packets of sugar, because I heard she would be there, and also that she likes that particular table. Do I sound like a stalker? Its okay youll get used to it.
Hell, here she comes. It's now or never. Come-one Jacob, stop being a wuss. Why am I sweating, am I shaking. You never know, she might say -
"No."
Damn it.
"No, look, I don't want to go out with you, never had never will. Stop asking me. Now get lost before I call 911" She says, and flicks her hair over her shoulder and walks off.
I can't believe it! The little... I'm so gonna get her back...She always does this to me...Gosh, why can't she see that we're meant for each other, we're both hot Jews right?
It's tomorrow now, the day after the epic failure. But it's ok. I've got my revenge. Presently, the whole school knows about the time when she was caught with...well, that's for you to find out isn't it? "JACOB BEN ISRAEL YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING-"
Damn shes hot when shes angry.. 'wanky wan-' SLAP... blackout..
Fin
Lol. Thanx for reading :) This is just a small one-shot that obviously failed, well for Jacob anyway. We hoped you liked it. If you liked it than expect more from the amazing Kayla :D xxx
TaylorTheGleekxx