Pikachu

1. Tell Pikachu that he should have evolved in the FIRST season the FIRST time he was offered the thunder stone.

2. Tell him that you can't tell if he's a girl or a boy repeatedly, in inappropriate times.

3. When he eventually flashes you to show he's a boy, shout as loud as you can, "SO YOU ARE A GIRL!"

4. Tell him Ash wants to get rid of him.

5. Tell him that all the cool pokemon hang out in their pokeball.

6. Say his thunderbolt is weak.

7. Tell him that he was a lightning pokemon before, and isn't allowed to be a metal pokemon anymore.

8. After that, tell him he's no longer allowed to use iron tail.

9. Tell him that his "Pika-pi" is getting old and he needs some new material.

10. Tell him Ash is gay.

11. Explain that is why he doesn't like any of the female leads.

12. Say he likes Brock, that's why he always comes back every season.

13. Tell him the only reason Casey joined, was because they got into a fight and Ash was making Brock jealous.

14. Tell him even if he's gay, Ash hates Pikachu.

15. Tell him he's secretly despized him since he shocked him they day they met.

16. Tell him that Ash tried to leave him in the woods on purpose in the first season in episode 39-Pikachu's Goodbye.

17. Ask him how Professor Oak got him into a pokeball.

18. Insinuate that you think he used perverted matters.

19. Ask him what he did with Bunneary last night.

20. Laugh when his entire body goes red when he tries to deny it.

21. Tell him he's lost weight and show him an old pokemon card and a new one.

22. Call him Ash's slave.

23. Ask him if Ash starved him and that's why he lost weight.

24. Call Pikachu the Possum pokemon.

25. Ask him to play dead.

26. Command him to sit.

27. Command him to roll over.

28. Command him to lay down.

29. Ask him why he acts like a dog when he's a possum pokemon.

30. Give him a doggy treat anyway.

31. Laugh if he likes it. Rofl if he doesn't.

32. Feed him hot sauce.

33. Laugh as he runs around like a chicken with its head caught off looking for water.

34. Rub your feet around on the carpet, then shock Pikachu.

35. Tell him you were try to charge his batteries.

36. Hook your jumper cables to his ears and make him jump the car for you.

37. Better yet do it to an old junker and laugh when he gets pissed off when he can't do it.

38. When Ash goes to the bathroom, tell Pikachu he started a new journey without him.

39. Line him up in the middle of a Pichu and Raichu. Say all the strong qualities of Raichu and all the cute qualities of Pichu.

40. Then complain that Pikachu is ugly and weak.

41. Tell Pikachu he needs to evolve already.

42. Ask him if he bathes with Ash.

43. Call him a pervert is he says yes.

44. Ask Pikachu if he likes acting like a parrot.

45. Laugh when he doesn't know what a parrot is.

46. Laugh when he realizes he doesn't know what a dog or possum is either.

47. Ask him if people pinch his cheeks and thats why he has the red circles on his cheeks.

48. Ask him if his ears get him good tv reception.

49. When he's asleep, iron out his tail so it's straight.

50. When he first wakes up, tell him he's evolved into a Raichu.

51. Laugh as he runs around in a half-asleep panic.

52. Push him in a river.

53. When he tries to shock you for pushing him, laugh when he shocks himself.

54. Rofl if he knocks himself out.

55. Tell Bunneary you saw him with a Lopunny.

56. Laugh when you see her punching him with her ears.

57. Tie a metal hanger to his tail in the middle of a lightning storm.

58. Rap tin foil around his ears and stick him on top of the tv, laugh when you get good reception.

59. Tell him that the caramelldance is better than the pikachu dance.

60. Laugh because you've seen the pikachu dance to the caramelldansen.

61. Convince Pikachu that he can fly.

62. Take him to the edge of a cliff and watch him jump.

63. Tell Pikachu that Ash loves dirty boys.

64. Watch as he splashes mud all over himself.

65. Break Ash's pokedex and tell him Pikachu did, then tell Pikachu that Ash knows what he did.

66. Laugh as Pikachu wonders what he did wrong.

67. Tell Pikachu that Ash likes OLDER POKEMON.

68. Laugh when he evolves himself.

69. Teach Pikachu why 69 is funny.

70. Laugh when Ash yells at Pikachu for evolving.

71. Laugh when the Pikachu fans beat him for evolving.

72. Tell Pikachu what Ash and Brock did last night.

73. Tell them it involved something weird like a glass of milk and a paper plate.

74. Laugh when he tries to figure out what they were for.

75. Laugh when his face goes red from thinking about it.

76. Laugh when he gets a nosebleed when he thinks he figured it out.

77. Laugh when he avoids them for the next week.

78. Tell Pikachu that he should leave the group, it would make it easier on everyone.

79. Ask Pikachu why he doesn't like Buneary.

80. Ask him if he's gay for Ash.

81. Ask him if he would ever find a girl Pikachu and have a beautiful egg with her.

82. Ask him if he prefers pichu, pikachu, or raichu.

83. If he answers pichu, call him a pedophile.

84. If he answers Pikachu, tell him he's boring.

85. If he answers Raichu, call him a boy toy.

86. Ask Pikachu why he's SO loyal to Ash.

87. Ask if he get jealous when Ash holds other Pokemon.

88. Get Pikachu really mad and burst out crying, laugh when he feels bad.

89. Tell him that Ash sold him to Team Rocket for a badge they stole from the gym he needed.

90. Laugh when he doesn't fight when they capture him.

91. Tell him that he should learn to talk human language, like meowth, so Ash would like him.

92. Laugh when he learns how.

93. Tell Pikachu Ash fell down a well and to go save him.

94. Make another reference to how much like a dog he is.

95. Laugh when he realizes Ash isn't in the well, then push him in.

96. Explalin why 96 isn't as funny as 69.

97. Tell him that Ash and Brock are getting married.

98 Tell him they want him to dress in drag for the wedding.

99. Laugh when he does.

100. Wax Pikachu.

101. Tell Pikachu that you were lying about everything.