He knew it was coming. He saw it from a mile away.
It was dawn. That coloring book needed colorin' and he was just the bear to do it.
"Tenderheart is here" Tenderheart shouted from the tippy top of his rainbow lungs.
It was five in the morning so you know he pissed off someone. He slides down a large mass of clouds that was shaped like a slide for some fucked up reason. I like to think it may be fate.
Cheer Bear was out messing with the man who was constantly trying to destroy care-a-lot. She had already succumbed to madness and rolled along with it.
Whatever he was dishing out in her asshole, she was taking...and boy did she not want that shit to end. The Freeze Machine has frozen her mindset into a sexual twerking frenzy. Hashtag StopCheerBear2016.
"Pump my ass daddy" she koopy-kooed. Coldheart wasted no time. He did not need to be told more than once. Hell, he didn't even need to be told at all. He made haste as he shoved that hot throbbing meatrod straight up into the pink little bear's strawberry smelling chocolate yahweh.
"I'm not playin' no games, gal" Coldheart warned.
"Neither am I. You best give me my $500 cloudbucks after this" Cheer warned back with such black womyn sass.
He came within the pink love fold. She may have gotten her $500 cloudbucks but she lost her dignity by about 5 points. What a shame. Coldheart left the cloudy rainbow alleyway whilst adjusting his belt and fly.
"Hey, xyz" Tenderheart strolled by. Smartassery isn't tolerated here in care-a-lot but Coldheart knew his place. The burnt orange colored bear smashed the anal-loving man's head into the cloudy brick building.
"fuckin loser" he laughed. The morale of the Care Bears has dropped significantly since about 1985, post movie and the economy along with the Care-o-Meter collapsed in 2008. Wish Bear keeps on wishin' though.
Tenderheart arrives at the Cloudy DollarTree and boy did he grow a scowl on his widdle bear face.
"31 CLOUDBUCKS FOR A FUCKING COLORING BOOK?" Tenderheart's heart became more tender with each spout of pure nigga rage at the state of Care-A-Lot.
He should have that checked.
At the counter, Grumpy Bear, as cross as he ever was...let him know it.
"Thems the breaks, Tenderass" Grumpy grumpied.