When George was having the cast brought over for Star Wars Episode 1, the cast was killed by a stray energy blast from Trunks, so naturally the Z fighters are being forced to take their places.
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Episode1
Cast:
Yoda: Goten
Mace Windu: Trunks
Anakin: Vegeta
Qui Gon Jinn: Mr. Satan
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Gohan
Shmi: Chi Chi
Padme/Queen Amidala: Bra
Darth Sidious: Goku
Darth Maul: Freeza
Jar Jar Binks: Piccolo
Boss Nass: Dende
Watto: also Dende
Nute Gunray: Cell
On the deck of a trede federation vessel...
"Master, I have a bad feeling about this," Gohan said.
"Don't worry kid!" Hercule said with a laugh. "How could you be worried when you're with the man who defeated Cell !"
"How could they have stuck me with this idiot," Gohan thought to himself, "and even jedi usually have better hair cuts then him."
On the bridge...
"Sir, I believe the 2 messengers are jedi," a golden three-pio unit said.
"Who cares about that," Cell said with a grimace. "How dare that worthless Satan claim to have defeated me. We must inform the supremely evil one of these new developments."
"Suddenly, the image of a powerful looking, yet even more evil than powerful, hooded being popped out of a little box upon the table. "With a sudden movement that sent fear into Cell's heart, the dark lord removed his hood, to reveal the supremely evil and ingeneous... Son Goku!
"Hey, um Cell, where'd that other guy that was with with you go?" Goku asked, clueless as usual.
"He was annoying me with his whining, so I destroyed him," Cell replied with a shrug.
"Oh well that's cool, but I just called to tell you to like go kill some jedi and stuff, so um see ya soon," Goku said, signing off.
One of the droids came up to Cell and said, "Master, we have dispatched a squad of droids to kill the jedi. They will not escape us."
back in the jedi's chamber...
"Master! We're under attack!" Gohan yelled, to wake Hercule up. "I know my young, weak, inexperienced and pitiful padawan. Let us battle them!"
As soon as Hercule Satan saw that they carried guns, his disposition changed, so that Gohan was forced to face the droids alone. As Mr. Satan hid behind the door, Gohan raised his hand and yelled Kame-Ha-Me-Ha, destroying all the droids with a blast.
Suddenly cocky and confident once again, Mr. Satan yelled, "Come Gohan, we must attack the bridge."
As Gohan and the world champ approached the conference room, Gohan prepared to blast the command center's door open, Hercule suddenly grabbed his arm saying, "No padawan! You're not strong enough! Only my powers are sufficient to destroy this minor obstacle. Go and attempt to hold off the droidekas."
As Mr. Satan was preparing his most powerful Satan Punch, Gohan was easily picking off the droidekas as they came with tiny blasts from his fingers. Suddenly, with an immensly powerful blow, Mr. Satan attempted to destroy the blast door.
"Ah! My hand!" Mr. Satan yelled in pain. After a few moments of whining on the floor, Mr. Satan finally noticed that people that people were watching. Suddenly straightening, Mr. Satan grabbed his demi sayajin apprentice, saying calmly, "Padawan, these forces are to great for us. We must flee," he said oblivious to the fact that every droid had easily been destroyed by a few blasts from Gohan.
at a contract negotiations table
"I refuse to say that!" Piccolo said.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Piccolo, but there are no exceptions. You must say every line in the script," George Lucas said, trying to be as reasonable as possible. "And what's so bad about saying O you are far greater than I could ever be Master Hercule. I plead for you to accept me as your humble servant."
"Fine. I'll say it, as long as I can blow up that script writer over there."
"Done," George Lucas said as Piccolo ki blasted the writer into the next dimension.
In the Jungles of Naboo...
Mr. Satan was fleeing the battle droids as fast as he could with his apprentice, though Gohan didn't really know why they were running from such weak robots. Suddenly, Mr. Satan tripped over a branch, knocking over a 7ft. tall, green man, just as a huge transport flew overhead, nearly running the 2 down.
With a shiver, Piccolo turned to Mr. Satan, saying, "You have saved my life. O, you are far greater than I could ever be Master Hercule. I plead for you to accept me as your humble servant.
Hercule suddenly considered the Namekian. "Normally I wouldn't accept someone as weak as you, but today I choose to pity you and will accept your unquestionig servitude to me the greatest warrior to ever live," Mr Satn said with an arrogant smirk that Piccolo so wanted to wipe off his ugly face. "Tell me, servant guy, where can we go to escape pursuit."
"If you prefer, oh great master, I can instead destroy the droids," the Namekian warrior grumbled, glaring daggers at Mr. Satan.
"No! The odds are against us, we must flee!" Mr. Satan yelled.
"Fine follow me to the great Otoh Gunga," Piccolo said as he led the 2 jedi towards his home.
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