Summary: This is a funny fic about five lucky teenage girls, who, while dressed as Star Wars characters for Halloween (yes, I know this is a Halloween story, but I've just got to posting it now) run into the young Obi-Wan Kenobi. The girl dressed as Darth Maul runs into a little bit of trouble...ENJOY!!!
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Five Girls a Jedi and a Supermarket
A long time ago, on a Halloween's eve far, far away, five teenage girls set off to go trick-or-treating. Unbeknownst to them, the young Obi-Wan Kenobi had recently crashed his ship in a wood near Fort Wayne Indiana. Robyn, Colleen, Becky, Genevieve, and Maria decided to go as Star Wars characters: Robyn as Princess Leia, Colleen and Genevieve as Queen Amidala, Becky as Obi-Wan, and "poor" Maria as Darth Maul.
Becky: Did you guys hear something?
Colleen: It sounded like it came from the woods. (laughs) maybe it's the Blair Witch.
Robyn: No, you guys are crazy. There isn't anything there!
Genevieve: Well, I heard something. Kinda like a crash!
Maria: Guys, my face paint itches.
Off Stage Voice: Excuse me. I've crashed my ship, and I'm not quite sure where I...OH MY GOD!
Maria and Genevieve (in unison): OH MY GOD! IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM! (Both are hopelessly in love with Ewan McGregor)
Becky: Oh brother, not again.
Obi-Wan: What the...Queen Amidala, what are you two doing here? (stops and thinks) Two? (noticing Maria) WHAT?! AREN'T YOU DEAD?! DIE! DAMN YOU!
Obi-Wan Ignites his lightsaber.
Obi-Wan: Don't worry Your Highness...es, I'll save you!
Genevieve: (sighs) Oh, he's sooooooo dreamy!
Maria starts to look a little confused and frightened.
Maria: Wait, you don't understand. I'm not really...
Obi-Wan: SILENCE SITH SCUM! PREPARE TO DIE!
Genevieve: (sighs) He's soooooo handsome when he's angry!
Obi-Wan: (throwing a sideways smile at Genevieve) Thank you Your Highness.
Maria: Wait! I love you too!
Obi-Wan: (looking a bit confused) What kind of sick mind trick is this?!
Obi-Wan charges at Maria who stands there, too weak in the knees to move. All of a sudden she realizes what is happening, turns, and runs. Obi-Wan follows.
Maria: (trying desperately to get the red plastic pieces of her double lightsaber to come out of their tubes) WAIT! THIS IS ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!
Obi-Wan: (still charging) COME BACK AND FIGHT, COWARD! YOU'LL PAY FOR QUI-GON'S DEATH!
Genevieve: (running hysterically after Obi-Wan, while desperately trying to hold up her throne-room gown) Wait, PLEASE...
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Back to Becky, Colleen, and Robyn...
Becky: Uhh...
Colleen: Umm...
Robyn: Well...
Becky: Peoples, talk to me here!
Colleen: I'm not quite sure...
Robyn cutting off Colleen: There is a perfectly logical explanation for this...maybe we ate some bad candy.
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Back to chase scene...
Obi-Wan: Your Highness, stay back, it's too dangerous...
Genevieve: But I love you!!!!
Obi-Wan: (looking over his shoulder at Genevieve) Not now...(thinks for a sec.)...later!
Genevieve sighs, and swoons away, very happy.
Maria thinking to herself: What a croc of poop! He's trying to kill me, but I guess I still love him, even though he loves Genevieve.
Maria: Please! I'm not a bad guy! Really! Just ask Genevieve...er Queen Amidala! (looks over her shoulder at the collapsed Genevieve) OH SHIT!
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Colleen, Becky, and Robyn are now now crouched around the unconscious Genevieve...
Becky: Genevieve! Wake up! Wake up!
Genevieve: (waking with a dreamy smile) He...he...loves me!
Robyn: What are you talking about?
Genevieve: He...he...he...Obi-Wan! (Genevieve faints again)
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The chase...
Obi-Wan: STOP RUNNING!
Maria: (Still trying desperately to get her toy lightsaber to work) STOP CHASING ME!
Obi-Wan: FIGHT DAMN YOU, FIGHT!
Maria notices the big red Meijer sign in the distance.
Maria thinking: Public place...won't follow me...need caffeinated Mountain Dew!
Maria quickly changes directions so that she is now proceeding in the direction of the big glowing sign.
Obi-Wan: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!
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Back to Genevieve and everyone else...
Genevieve abruptly sits up.
Genevieve: Meijer!
Becky, Colleen and Robyn: What?
Genevieve: They're going to Meijer! I CAN FEEL IT!
Genevieve Jumps up, and begins to run toward Meijer's general direction.
Genevieve: WAIT OBI! I'M COMING!
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Back again to the chase...
Obi-Wan and Maria now enter the Meijer automatic doors. The two are oblivious to everything around them, though people are beginning to stare and take notice of them.
Maria thinking: Must reach Mountain Dew! Need caffeine!
Obi-Wan: I can read your thoughts! Your Mountain Dew won't save you! Now fight like an...um...SITH!
Maria: I'm telling you, (gasps) I'M NOT A SITH!
Obi-Wan: You look like a Sith to me!
Maria: Have you ever (gasp, sputter) heard of FACE PAINT?!
Maria reaches her beloved "twenty-four can" boxes of Mountain Dew.
Maria: YES!
Maria tears a box open and grabs a can. She then begins to chug it. Seeing Obi-Wan charging toward her, she takes another can and throws it at him. It hits him right between the eyes.
Obi-Wan: Ouch! That really hurts! Honestly now, what kind of Sith throws...um...really hard, metal cans at people? There's going to be a lump there, you pathetic idiot!
Maria: I'M NOT A SITH!
Genevieve now runs into the beverage isle.
Genevieve: MARIA, HOW COULD YOU?! YOU HURT MY OBI!
Genevieve runs up to Obi-Wan, and kisses his poor bruised forehead.
Maria: He is trying to kill...
Maria never gets her sentence finished. She passes out from exhaustion.
Obi-Wan raises his lightsaber to finish her off. All of a sudden, Qui-Gon's spirit form appears.
Qui-Gon: Howdy do there young Padawan...er...former Padawan.
Obi-Wan: MASTER!
Qui-Gon: No, now you are the master.
Obi-Wan: Why are you here?
Qui-Gon: Because I have a question for you.
Obi-Wan: What is it, Master?
Qui-Gon: I'm just curious as to why you feel the need to kill that girl, there?
Qui-Gon gestures to Maria, lying on the cold floor.
Obi-Wan: Girl?
Genevieve: Yeah. She's my friend from school. Sorry. I've been meaning to tell you...
Obi-Wan: GIRL!
Robyn, Colleen, and Becky enter the isle.
Robyn: Duh!
Becky: Did it ever occur to you that she's a little bit short to be a Sith?
Maria wakes with a start.
Maria: VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!!!!!!
Everyone ignores Maria's familiar remark.
Obi-Wan now notices Becky's familiar attire and braid.
Obi-Wan: Wait, why are you dressed like me?
Qui-Gon: Umm, Padawan...er Obi-Wan...uh...it's a certain holiday celebration, which you never learned about in the Temple. Young people on Earth dress-up in costumes, and then collect candy from their elders door to door. It's called "Halloween".
Obi-Wan: Oh.
Maria: (really pissed) I TOLD YOU SO! I TOLD YOU SO!
Obi-Wan: (blushing slightsly) Uhh...ummm...sorry.
Genevieve: (looking hopefully at Obi-Wan) Do you still love me, even though I'm not really the queen?
Obi-Wan takes Genevieve's hands in his.
Obi-Wan: Of course, darling. Forever.
Genevieve faints in his arms, while Obi-Wan smiles.
Becky and Colleen: Ohhh. How cute!
Robyn: (rolls eyes) Oh, please...
Maria: DAMN, IT'S NOT FAIR!
Maria thinking: Oh, wait...I will have my revenge...
End...but not for long!
To Be Continued :-)
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Author's Note: I, Genevieve would like to have it know that this story was written at a sleepover at Becky's house, the night before Halloween. It was mainly written by the Ewan, Obi-Wan, fan fiction, and Star Wars crazed and obsessed Maria and Genevieve, but Becky helped a lot too. The next day, we did all meet at Colleen's house, and we did go trick-or-treating. But unfortunately we did not meet up with Obi-Wan Kenobi. Also, none of us (except for the fictional Obi-Wan) can run that fast. If we could, we would probably be in the Olympics. Oh, if this story wasn't to have sequels, Maria would have died. I for one would have had a Christmas tree, or the Meijer sign fall on top of her, but Maria didn't approve of either one at the time. So, I hope all have enjoyed this story. If I get reviews, there will be more to come...