Dr. Tarika ki shadi hone wali hoti hai aur jab Abhijeet ko pata chalta hai toh vo apna best deta hai ki Dr. Tarika usse door na jaye. Kya vo safal ho payega? Read and find out!
Dr. Tarika aur ACP Pradyuman ek dusre ko kaafi dino se date kar rahe hote hain aur finally decide karte hain ki dono shadi kar lenge. ACP saari tayyari karne lagta hai aur pandit ji se baat kar date agle mahine ki fix kar li jaati hai. Dono bahut khush hote hain ye baat sochkar aur nahana bhi chhod dete hain. Unki bodies se badbu aane lagti hai.
"Pradyuman darling, ab hum dono ek saath honge finally!" Tarika daaru peete hue bolti hai.
"Ek saath! Vo kya hota hai my love?!" Pradyuman ekdam se nachte hue bolta hai.
"Vo hota hai ki ab hum shadi jo kar rahe hain" Tarika uske muh par daaru maarkar bolti hai aur dono hanste hanste rone lagte hain aur so jaate hain.
Abhijeet bahut dino se dekh raha hota hai ki Tarika usse ab baat nahi karti hai pehle jaise. Vo ACP ke saath zyada ghumti rehti hai. Abhijeet ko pehle shak hota hai par kuch hi time baad ye shak cancer ke fode me badal jaata hai aur Abhijeet TB ka mareez ban jaata hai. Vo dheere dheere rone lagta hai aur "Marhaba Marhaba" gaana gaane lagta hai.
Tabhi usko card milta hai ACP aur Tarika ki shadi ka card milta hai. Uspe naam likha hota hai jamadaar ka beta Abhijeet. Vo dekhkar bahut emotional ho jata hai aur usko turant loose motions ho jaate hain. Vo usi card ko tissue paper ki tarah use kar washing machine me wapas wash kar apne dil se lagakar rakh leta hai aur decide karta hai ki ACP aur Tarika ki shadi nahi hone dega, bhale hi iske liye usey mochi (cobbler) kyun na banna pade. Aur vo dirty plans sochta sochta apne ghar ki terrace se gir padta hai aur uski taang toot jaati hai.
- Shadi ka Din -
Aaj ACP aur Tarika ki shadi ka din hota hai. Sabhi log sokar bhi nahi uthte hain shadi me aane ke liye, par phir uth jaate hain aur bina brush kiye hi unki shadi me pahuch jaate hain. Abhijeet daanto (teeth) par shoe brush maarkar aata hai gusse me.
Sabhi log usko nafrat ki nazar se dekhne lagta hain aur vo guirella warfare karta hua hasne lagta hai.
"Iss suar ko yahan kisne bulaya be ACP?" Salukhe Tarika ko kiss karte hue bolta hai.
"Maine hi bulaya hai Ganje Salukhe" ACP lehsoon aur mooli khata hua bolta hai.
Aur sabhi log ek dusre ko dekhkar dakaar maarne lagte hain.
"Mai ye shadi nahi hone dunga!" Abhijeet Salukhe ki mooch pakadkar bolta hai.
"Mai apne lawyer the black nigger man ko apne saath laya hoon shadi tudwane ke liye!"
Tabhi ACP ko gussa aa jata hai aur vo black nigger man ke sar par bite kar leta hai jisse black nigger man ka dimaag uske ghutno me aa jata hai aur vo dher ho jaata hai. Ab Abhijeet ki baari hoti hai. ACP ek phone lagata hai aur wahan underworld ke gunde aakar khade ho jaate hain.
"Iss Abhijeet ko shoot kar do!" ACP rota hua bolta hai.
"Kyun be tere baap ke naukar hain kya hum?!" underworld wale usse bolte hain aur Abhijeet ko goliyon se bhoon dete hain.
Jaate jaate ve log baaki sabhi guests ke ghutno me goli maar jaate hain aur sabko apahiz bana dete hain. Abhijeet mar jaata hai aur Tarika aur ACP ki shadi bhi khushi khushi barbaad ho jaati hai aur baad me Tarika peon ke saath bhaag jaati hai shadi karne.
- The End -