This is a random bit of silliness scribbled after 'bout of gaming and forgotten about till now.
No plot, though I might write in a spat between Viconia and Jaheria later on…>;3 Yes, I played
a male character…wanna make something of it? *sharpens scimitar+5*

Your Standard Disclaimer: Everyone but Selendrile isn't mine. They belong to Various Big
Companies that could sue me and win. T_T I claim the elf booty though!
Rating: PG for breast-humor. ^_^

Forward ho!

Did I mention there are a few spoilers for the BG2 plotline? Probable OOC too, then again, this
is a random fic.

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"Ah, Athkatla. The wondrous city of deceit and intrigue, where the mighty fall and the low rise
to domination within the many guilds… Exotic appetizers await the adventurer, and quests that
are both noble and fell….URK!"

"Boo wants to know why you threw Minsc's ale over there?!"

"Geez, damn bards. Anything for a coin." Selendrile griped, putting his head back down on the
table with a satisfying *thud*. The group's resident bard, tiefling, and smartass, Haer'Dalis,
smirked and leaned low, whispering something naughty into the ranger's ear that set the elf to
sputtering once again. It took the combined efforts of Keldorn and Anomen to subdue the
disgruntled leader, and Haer'Dalis simply rubbed his neck and grinned ruefully, ignoring the
withering glares Viconia and Jaheria were sending him.

"Ah, my raven, rather grumpy today you are."

Sel grumbled again and laid his head down with another *THUNK*. "Where in the hell are we
gonna get twenty thousand gold?! We've sold -everything- but Edwin's necklace…."

Everyone's eyes turned to the cranky mage, who glared and clutched his -ahem- her necklace.

"Don't you leaches even THINK of touching this! I have a fireball memorized, and am not afraid
to use it!"

"At least do not kill the next merchant when he charges you too much." Jaheria frowned, spearing
another tomato in her salad. Viconia, in contrast, happily ate a rare steak just to raise the druid's
ire.

"That man had it coming! (He was ogling my chest, the bastard.)" Edwin huffed.

Haer'Dalis smirked and moved towards the mage, leaning over to inspect Edwin's chest. "Hmmm….
quite nice they are…..indeed! They are the biggest I have seen!" Straightening, and pretending to
notnotice the mage's darkening expression, the tiefling loudly proclaimed- "Come one, come all,
come see the wonders that are Edwin Odess-OWCH!" he squeaked, holding a hand to his stinging
cheek.

Edwin glared and lowered his..er…her hand. "You would do well to watch your words!"

Jaheria smirked into her salad, and Viconia looked at the mage in a new light, respecting the
strength. Perhaps he would be a worthy pursuit after all…After the removal of that nosering. Then
again, pulling the mage around like a pig would be fun....

"Come now." Keldorn's deep voice resonated throughout the Copper Coronet, "we should not be
fighting amongst ourselves."

"Oh, the goody knight decides to poke his large nose in things." The mage quipped, his…ITS usual
dislike of paladins evident as ever. Keldorn merely smiled patiently and leaned back in his chair in
preparation for a Long Good-Guy Speech of Justice that was promptly cut off by a certain ranger's
fist slamming into the table.

"WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" Sel growled. Snapping his head up, he glared at all within eyesight.

"Boo would have to say he agrees too. Or Minsc will leave his bootprint in your buttocks!"

"Ugh, Minsc, you and your ass-obsession…"

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Owari? ^_^