A/N YEAH!!! Second season! Enjoy!
Episode One: Checking In is Hard! So is Getting Peace and Quiet!
Ahhh….yes, a new season! Many new things, many new people, many new stuff!
Yes, we get it! It's new! Except for how the character's personalities are! Start it already! Everyone wants to know what happens! START IT!!!!!
"Well, if you stop talking we CAN start it!" Bobobo exclaimed.
"Bobobo, that wasn't nice!" Beauty exclaimed.
At least someone cares! The second season will be starting now! See y'all!
Everyone had gotten to the hotel. Gasser was the one who had to check in everyone because Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler were looking for Beauty. She had hidden somewhere in the lobby and they didn't know where. No one even knew why she didn't want to come to London anyway!
"Stop hiding!" Don Patch yelled wearing a Japanese school girl uniform. "Since you're with us, you can't act all immature, it'll totally ruin our reputation!"
"Yeah, so stop hiding so we won't get embarrassed!" Bobobo exclaimed. "Please! We really need to get to our rooms after Gas Can checks us in!" He added nicely.
"I know what'll make her come out of her hiding spot!" Jelly Jiggler said heroically.
"What?"
"ME!!!" He exclaimed happily. Bobobo and Don Patch ignored his last comment.
"Beauty! I command you to come out! Stop acting like a child and get here right now!!!" Bobobo yelled angrily. Beauty peeked her head behind a huge, luxurious potted plant. The three of them walked over to her.
"Please come out! We beg you!" Don Patch begged. He was on his hands and knees.
"Fine." She mumbled. "Time to get back to America! Bye guys!" She suddenly said walking away. Bobobo grabbed her with his nose hairs.
"We can't let you get on a plane all alone! Just come back here young lady!" Bobobo said. He let go of her and she walked back to them in an angry matter.
Meanwhile, Gasser wasn't have such a good time checking in.
"I demand you let me check in this hotel!!" Gasser demanded. "I really mean it! I am with an adult and he said I was supposed to check in!"
"Well sorry kid, but I can't let you check in unless you're accompanied by a parent or guardian." The manager said in an American accent.
"Come on! Let me check in!" Gasser nearly yelled. Then he looked down at the floor. "Fine, you win. I'll get my parents, I mean-"
"Ok, then." The manager said cutting him off.
"I wasn't finished with my sentence!" He exclaimed irritated.
"If you say one more word, you won't be able to check in this hotel." The manager said dully. He was playing with his pen. Gasser glared at him and walked over to Bobobo and the others.
"The manager won't let me check in because I'm not accompanied by a parent or guardian." He mumbled. "Now I have to be accompanied by my parents! Mr. Bobobo, can you help me?"
"Ok, and Don Patch will be you're mom!" Bobobo agreed. Then he handed Gasser of Don Patch's spikes. "It's just for resemblance." He added. Gasser hesitantly took the spike and put it on his head. It looked pretty weird.
"Jelly Jiggler, remember to watch Beauty!" Don Patch ordered. He was dressed in a pink skirt and had make up on. "Don't let her go back in the plane because she's still a young teenager." Gasser gulped at this. Don Patch noticed. "Ahhh….young love. He never wants to be separated from his true love, how romantic!" Gasser blushed a light shade of red.
"Ah well, I'll be leaving, remember to write soon! Bye!" Beauty said, happily walking out the hotel doors. Jelly Jiggler ran after her.
"Don't leave!!!" He exclaimed. "Don Patch ordered me to make sure you stay here!"
"I can't believe I have to listen to you." Beauty muttered. She stayed inside the hotel for the rest of the time until Bobobo, Don Patch, and Gasser got them checked in.
"So uh, here are my parents." Gasser introduced. "Um…Mr. And Mrs. Patches."
"Well, hello there, nice to meet you." The manager said kindly. "Well, you may check in now."
"Thank you." Don Patch said in a British accent. Bobobo and he checked in the hotel. The manager was staring at Don Patch the whole time.
Ew. The manager is in love with Don Patch. I never knew anyone in their right mind would fall in love with him! Gasser thought disgusted. They can't get married and have kids! Then the manager will join our quest to defeat Czar Baldy Bald the third! NOO!!! This can't happen to me!!!"
Meanwhile, Jelly Jiggler was telling Beauty about what kind of sauces makes jelly taste good. Who knew sauce would make jelly taste good! I have got to try that sometime!
"So, you can use over fifty kinds of sauces!" Jelly Jiggler finished, but he noticed Beauty wasn't listening. She was looking over his shoulder. "What'cha looking at?"
"Hm? Nothing!" Beauty quickly covered up. "Uh, so, um, what were we talking about?"
"Let me start again!" Jelly Jiggler repeated everything he said before.
"Oy."
Meanwhile, Bobobo and Don Patch were still checking in while Gasser kept hitting his head on the check in desk, growling, I might add.
"Oh no!! My pen broke! I need another one!" Don Patch exclaimed. No one knew why a pen could break by just writing with it. Must be sensitive. "GIVE ME A PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, uh, you already checked in!" The manager said, getting annoyed by Don Patch screaming that he needs a pen. "Here's you're room keys!" The manager handed Bobobo two room keys. "Have a nice day! Bye!" Gasser finally stopped banging his head on the desk and walked back to Beauty and Jelly Jiggler with Bobobo and Don Patch who were dressed normally again.
"Ok gang! We only have two room keys so listen up!" Bobobo commanded like a military chief. "I will be staying in the same room as Don Patch, and Beauty, Gasser, and Jelly Jiggler will be staying in the room next to us. That is all!"
"Can't I stay with you two!?" Jelly Jiggle pleaded. "Their both young teenagers! I don't have to stay with them! I can stay with you guys! There not wiggy!"
"Sorry Jelly, but you'll have to." Bobobo said with no emotion. "Let's go to our roooooooooms!" He added singing. Beauty put her head in her hands and pretended to cry.
When everyone got to the two rooms, Bobobo handed Gasser the room key and him and Don Patch ran inside their suite.
"I wonder what there gonna do in there." Gasser muttered. "Gah, I don't want to think about it." The three of them walked inside their room and unpacked, except for Beauty; who was still pretending to cry.
"I order you to unpack!!!" Jelly Jiggler ordered. Beauty slowly raised her head and silently unpacked her things. "Too bad we only have one small closet. I packed a soccer ball field here."
"WHAT!!!?! YOU CAN'T PACK A SOCCER BALL FIELD IN YOU'RE SUITCASE!!!" Gasser exclaimed, his eyes bulging out. "And besides, I really don't believe that you actually packed a soccer ball field." He added calmly.
"Um…I'll be checking on what Bobobo and Don Patch are doing! I'm sure their having loads o' fun!" Jelly Jiggler ran out of the suite and knocked on Bobobo's and Don Patch's room. They opened the door and let Jelly in.
"So, what were ya guys doing?" Jelly Jiggler asked innocently.
"We were-
NOOOO!!!! Don't say it! Even though it may go with the rating, no one wants to hear it! Please just keep you're mouths shut about it! I'm begging you!
That's not what they meant. They weren't doing anything inappropriate.
Umm…then carry on, sorry 'bout that!
"Before the author interrupted us and accused us of doing some 'inappropriate'," Bobobo started. "We were jumping on the bed!"
"Can I join in?" Jelly Jiggler asked.
"Sure!" Don Patch happily said. The three started jumping on the bed.
Yeah, uh well, while I get away from them to go to the next scene, the narrator will be watching those three! Hey narrator, GET OVER HERE!!! Next scene please!
The room on the right side of Bobobo and Don Patch was quieter, well, silent to be exact.
Gasser was finished unpacking his stuff and put it all in the small closet. He then started on finishing on unpacking Jelly Jiggler's stuff. He stopped when he heard Beauty saying something.
"Gas Can, I have something to ask you." She quietly said.
"Uhh…what is it, Beauty?" He asked, looking down at the floor while unpacking Jelly Jiggler's clothes and stuff. Predictably, there was a bottle of melted, liguidy jelly inside. I wonder what she's gonna say. Gasser thought, feeling his cheeks reddening bit.
"…Do you-" She quietly asked, but got cut off by Don Patch barging in the room. "Never mind." She nearly whispered.
"HELP! HELP! WE FORGOT TO BRING JELLY JIGGLER'S NIGHT LIGHT!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!!" He yelled. Then he closed the door and said the same thing to the people in the next room. Fortunately, their door was locked.
Beauty and Gasser didn't say anything else while they unpacked because it got really awkward.
Later in the afternoon, Bobobo and his friends were eating dinner.
"Mmm…this chicken something is good." Bobobo said, with his mouth really dropping drops of water on his plate.
"Bobobo, you should really close you're mouth while you eat." Beauty said disgusted. She wasn't really eating, she was just poking her food with her fork.
"Hey, why aren't you eating?" Gasser asked with concern.
"No reason." She answered quietly.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN!!! TELL US WHAT'S WRONG!!!!!" Don Patch yelled. Everyone in the restaurant stared at him. "What!!? Haven't you people ever seen anyone scream in a restaurant!?"
"Blimey, he sure is a scary one." A little girl said in a British accent. "What is that thing anyway? I don't know how that thing got in here."
"HEY, DON'T INSULT ME!!!" He yelled, looking over at the little girl, she hid her head with her arms.
"Don Patch! Don't yell!" Beauty hissed at him as Don Patch continued eating his food. "I think I'll go back to my room now. Bye." She got up and left the four.
After a while, Bobobo heard someone familiar say, "What is this thing supposed to be called?" He knew right away that that was Suzu.
"Hey guys, I think Suzu is here!" He said happily.
"She is? Then that means Rice and Hatenkou are also here!" Jelly Jiggler said with excitement in his voice.
"How'd you know?" Gasser asked.
"I can see them over there at that table." He pointed to a table where Rice, Suzu, and Hatenkou were sitting.
"I don't know why you two made me come here. I never wanted to come!" Suzu exclaimed. "Why are we here anyway?"
"It's because God father is here!" Hatenkou happily said. "I wanted to see him! I couldn't be away from him for so long!"
"You mean this is the only reason you convinced me to come." Suzu said through gritted teeth.
"No, that's not the reason." Rice explained. "It's because we need to see Bobobo and his group. Oh, I also brought along a few more people."
"How more?" She asked.
"Um, let's see. Torpedo girl, Softon, and Dengaku Man!" Rice said.
"Well I didn't know you brought them here? You must've done it against their will." Hatenkou said dully. "Where are they anyway?" He added, looking around the restaurant. Then he spotted Don Patch. He happily ran over to him. "Oh God father, I thought I'd never see you again! But here you are! In the same hotel as me!" The two hugged.
"This is so touching." Bobobo said wiping tears away from his eyes. "A God father and God child reunited. I need a moment. If only I could see my mom!"
"I wanna hug someone!" Jelly Jiggler exclaimed. Then he turned to look at Gasser.
"Hug someone else!" Gasser exclaimed, not wanting to get hugged by Jelly. Jelly Jiggler looked around to find Rice and Suzu, when he did, he ran over to the two and hugged the life out of them.
"I've missed you guys so much!" He said, tears falling out of his eyes. "I've been wanting to see you since episode one hundred and forty-two!"
"There never was an episode one hundred and forty-two." Suzu managed to get out. After Jelly Jiggler stopped hugging them, the two slowly began to breathe normally again.
"Is Bobobo with you?" Rice asked.
"Yup! He's the one crying!" Jelly Jiggler pointed to Bobobo. "Just don't upset him. He may punch you into a table." He added whispering.
"Ok." Rice said uncertainly.
"Can I have you're rice?" Jelly Jiggler asked.
"Uh, only half!" Rice said walking over to Bobobo. "Bobobo, I have something to tell you. I think you should hear it right away."
"DON'T TALK TO ME!!" Bobobo punched Rice five tables away. He crashed at the sixth one. "Oh, I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!" Bobobo ran over to Rice wearing a flowery pink dress and pink pants. "Are you ok? I should ask because you are my boyfriend after all!"
"I'm not you're boyfriend!" Rice exclaimed, immediately getting up. "I need to tell you something important! You really need to hear this! It's about-"
"I don't want to hear it! We all have to go back to our suites!" Bobobo skipped off, carrying Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Gasser to their rooms.
"But it's important!" Rice yelled, but he didn't hear him.
"What's important?" Suzu asked walking up to him with Hatenkou sadly walking behind her. "Why don't we know about this?"
"Uhh…" Rice scratched the back of his head. "Um…it slipped my mind."
"Tell us what is it!" Suzu demanded.
"Ok, well…" He started. "Czar Baldy Bald the third has something dangerous planned for Bobobo and his friends and us. I don't know what it is but I'm sure it'll affect us all in some tragic way."
"Is he gonna kill God father!?" Hatenkou asked frightened. "He just can't!"
"I don't know if he's gonna kill Don Patch, but I'm sure he's gonna kill someone. Someone that we all care about." Rice said, his voice getting quieter with every word until it was a mere whisper.
"Well, who could he want to kill!? We're not sure of who yet! But we have to find out soon!" Suzu exclaimed. "But first we have to tell Bobobo and the others."
"But what if they don't listen. Then they'll never know and we'll all be crying for the one who got killed!" Hatenkou sadly said, his eyes straight anime lines with tears coming out.
"But it looks like you're already crying." Suzu said, becoming chibi like and small and getting in front of the screen. "We need to tell Bobobo and the others what Rice just told us, but I think it'll be impossible for us to tell Bobobo and Don Patch because their just too insane to listen."
"Well, we'll have to try!" Rice exclaimed, also chibi like and small and getting in front of the screen. "We'll have to do it!"
"Can you guys stop being chibis; it's really annoying now." Hatenkou said, getting annoyed.
"Somehow, I can't go back to normal." Suzu said.
"Me too!" Rice agreed.
"The next scene has to start so we'll be back to normal!" She exclaimed. "Start the next scene!"
"This is the next scene. Softon and Torpedo girl come." Hatenkou pointed out. "So you'll be stuck like this until the next scene starts where we're not in it."
"You idiot! That's not the next scene!" Suzu exclaimed angrily.
Well, um, here's the next scene!
Bobobo and Don Patch were having a pillow fight with Jelly Jiggler. Beauty and Gasser were with them but they didn't join in. It was a small slumber party until ten o'clock. Which was one hour away.
"Ok, now it's time for make up!" Bobobo said in a horribly toned girlish voice. "I'll get my make up kit! One sec please!"
"Uh, I think I'll pass on the make overs." Gasser said.
"Me too." Beauty agreed.
"Well fine, but we'll be looking gorgeous!" Don Patch said wearing a blonde wig with curly hair. "I am the most prettiest girl in this group!"
Yeah right. I know the actual most prettiest girl in the group. Gasser thought. He looked over at Beauty, who smiled at him. He smiled back.
"Ok, I'm back!" Bobobo said sitting down on his bed. "But before we start, I wanted to say that Suzu, Rice, and Hatenkou were here!"
"Really? They were? Why?" Beauty asked. Bobobo shrugged. He, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler gave make overs to each other while Beauty and Gasser tried to hide their laughter from how ridiculous the three looked.
After the three gave each other make overs. Jelly Jiggler, Beauty, and Gasser went back to their suite while Bobobo and Don Patch started having another pillow fight.
A/N That's the end of chapter one! What do you guys think about Beauty and Rice moments? I'll try to squeeze that in. I'll also try to squeeze in Rice and Suzu moments! Though the first one never has been done, so yay! Review please! It'll be really nice if you do!