this is a septimus heap parody. hope you like it!
silas:(in mind) why am i walking through the snowstorm? oh, i whas supposed to find som herbs for my wife! why cant this fucking cape keep the cold out? What did i just sense? a beating heart? (finds jenna) shit. a baby. should i take her with me? no. i cant have another kid.i can handle seven, but EIGHT? never. (continues walking).
santinel: why are you continueing walking? youre supposed to take the kid with you! cant you see, she's freezing!
silas: when did you get here?
santinel: right now.
silas: there is no footsteps behind you.
santinel: the storm wooshed it away.
silas: i can live with that. but why are you wearing a tank top and shorts? is'nt it cold?
santinel: nooo... well YES! but no. just take the kid and leave!
silas: (taking the kid and leaving)
in a dark tunnel somwhere
Silas: (in mind) marcia overstrand is the ex-extraordinary wizard...
marcia: (appears) she was born in your family! give the fuck in telling somebody anything else, and you are DEAD!(disappears)
santinel:(whispers) what a temper!
outside sila's door
midwife: DEAD!
silas: WTF?
sara: she took him!
silas: to bad. well good for you, i kinda found this child. take her instead. better than nothing.(passing her the child)
sara: aaaaaaawh! we call her jenna!(suddenly smiles)
santinel: what a happy family! i love you! exept simon. he's eeeeeEeEEevil...
simon: (turns to santinel) hey!
nicky: you are so right! he broke my fishing rod!
simon: (turns to nicky) hey! fishing is stupid! magic is soooo cooooool. i cant get why you dont like it. i mean sooooo much cooler.
nicky: oh shut up.
sara: hwo are you?
santinel: i met your husband. his kinda coldblooded, no offense.
silas: (turns to santinel) hey!
i wont continue on this parody unless people read it. so please let me know if you like it ;)