"I'm going to kill you all when this is over- AHHH!" Haruhi cried out as another contraction hit her.

"Technically you should only kill the biological Dad, not all of us." Hikaru and Kaoru pointed out as Haruhi squeezed Takashi and Mitsukuni's hands.

"Technically, you're the ones who talked me into this so -AHHH- you should all be castrated!" She hissed out in pain, his chestnut brown hair sticking to her face from sweat.

"That would suck." Hikaru noted distractedly. Kaoru smacked him across the back of the head.

Tamaki was biting his lip and Kyoya was pacing as the woman that they all shared was in extreme pain. They had all been together since University after she had been unable to choose which one to be with. Haruhi, of course, stated that she would never choose because she couldn't stand the thought of hurting any of them. Kyoya gave the other five the idea to convince her to be with all of them and they all convinced her. They had been in a poly-amorous relationship for the past five years when she found out she was pregnant. Poly-amorous relationships weren't really frowned upon anymore as millions of people had started to engage in one. It was still something that people would double-take on but not be angry about it.

The Doctor entered the room with a clipboard in his hands. He smiled at the small woman and the men surrounding her before starting to speak. "You're fully dilated, ma'am, we'll begin now. Gentlemen, I'm going to ask you all to leave the room seeing as how we may only have two people in the room with her as she gives birth and she requested for her father to be the only one present."

"Still can't choose." Kaoru snickered as he gripped Hikaru by the shoulders and steered him out, his face red with frustration.

Mitsukuni leaned up and placed a soft kiss on her mouth. "We'll be right outside, sweetheart." Takashi kissed her cheek as well before they exited.

Tamaki brushed her hair out of her eyes and kissed her forehead before nodding to Kyoya. Kyoya walked up to Haruhi and kissed her but before he left, Haruhi gripped his hand. "Don't... leave." She panted, gritting her teeth at the painful contraction. "Bio..logically, you're the -AHHH- father."

Kyoya blinked and a small smile graced his features before his kissed her mouth firmly, breaking away as she gave another agonized scream. "I'll tell the others and then I'll be right back."

Hurrying out of the room, he winced as the door shut and a sobbing-scream was cut short. He turned to the others, Hikaru was pacing and Kaoru tapping his foot on the floor frantically. Mitsukuni was curled up in a chair and Takashi was leaning on the wall, glancing out at the snow-covered ground. Tamaki was perfectly still as he stared at the floor. Kyoya cleared his throat, gathering their attention.

"Haruhi has decided that she's only going to allow the biological father and her actual father into the room. We've talked this over, we all know that we're going to treat this child and any children following like our own. However..." Kyoya was cut off by Tamaki.

"Heh, stop rambling Kyoya." He gave a strained chuckle as he glanced up at him, elbows on knees and his blonde hair falling into his face. "Just go back inside and watch over our girl as our child is born."

Kyoya gave a small smile and turned on his heel, walking back into the room. Mitsukuni grinned at Tamaki as the door shut once more. "That was really kind of you, Tamaki."

"Well, this child is our child." Tamaki nodded firmly. "But if Haruhi was having my biological son or daughter I would want to be the one to look after her."

Hikaru sighed as he threw himself into a chair between Mitsukuni and Kaoru. "Why can't they just make bigger rooms so we all can go in?"

"Cause they suck." Kaoru grinned weakly before they all winced at another scream.

The Doctor and two nurses nodded towards the men as they entered the room. Ranka was right behind them. Inside the room, Haruhi was whimpering as she gripped Kyoya's hand. Said man, held her hand tightly ignoring the painful grip she had on him as he stroked her sweat-darkened hair and murmured sweet nothings into her ear. Ranka looked frightful as he ran to his daughter's other side. The Doctor gave her a small smile as they began the process (1). Outside the room, the boys couldn't help but wince every time she screamed. To an onlooker they must have looked weird, Takashi noted in his musings (it was a quickly failing attempt to distract himself).

Tamaki was dress in a suit (Kyoya had been as well). However, he had long since ditched his suit jacket and his tie, his dress shirt was now wrinkled from being rolled up to his elbows and the shirt tail was no longer tucked in. He had taken over his father's company with his Grandmother's blessing a couple of years ago. Hikaru and Kaoru both were wearing casual clothing, jeans and a t-shirt, they now created their own line of clothing that complimented their mothers line. Since they usually were working on sketches they spent most of their time at everyone's combined mansion. Mitsukuni and Takashi both ran successful dojos all over the world, but they had a base of operations in Mitsukuni's family dojo. Mitsukuni had grown after high school, he wasn't as tall as any of the other boys but he was still a few good inches over Haruhi. He still maintained a boyish charm to him but it was more mischievous than actually cute. The two were also in casual clothing seeing as how they had only been overseeing the dojo today. Haruhi worked as the most asked for lawyer in Japan (she even had some cases coming in from the rest of the world), but since she had gone off on maternity leave she had been working on the odd case here and there, but she knew perfectly well that if she tried to do anymore the boys would be pissed. Another scream and Takashi's attention was once more drawn back to the door in front of him. A quiet pause and a child's cry broke through the hallway.

Takashi felt himself tense in an effort to not run into the room to see his son. Mitsukuni jumped out of his chair, his hands dangling by his side as he stared at the door in concentration. Hikaru and Kaoru were also on their feet, gripping each others hand tightly. Tamaki was frozen in his chair, his hands gripping the arms of the chair and his body half way out of the seat. Ranka opened the door, his face pale as he stumbled into a chair. The Doctor and Nurse exited as well, the Nurses scrambling down the hallway as the Doctor nodded towards the door. As one, the men surged forwards, when they finally opened the door they were relieved to see Haruhi cradling a small baby in her arms. Looking up, Haruhi's face broke out into a large smile.

"Are you just going to stand there or are you going to come see your son?" She asked, her eyes twinkling. Kyoya chuckled at her side as he ran a hand through his hair.

Moving forwards, Mitsukuni noted the tuft of black hair that lay flat on the baby's head. His breathing was even and he was very small and pale. Mitsukuni reached for the boy and Haruhi handed over their son calmly.

"Mind his head, Mitsukuni." Haruhi told him softly, so as not to wake him up.

Mitsukuni couldn't help but stare in wonder at the small baby in his arms. The child yawned and his small fists moved under the swaddling blanket. The baby opened his eyes and everyone was graced to see Haruhi's eyes blinking confusedly as he looked around the room. He hiccoughed and his face slowly turned red, his mouth opened and the little boy started to cry. Haruhi frowned and gestured for Mitsukuni to give him to her.

"Now, now. What is this, little one? Shh, don't cry." Haruhi murmured soothingly as she held the baby close to her. After another hiccough the baby stopped crying and just gripped onto the neck of her hospital gown.

"Did I do something wrong?" Mitsukuni asked softly.

"Not at all." Haruhi shook her head. Hikaru and Kaoru came to her left side, Kyoya sat on her right with Tamaki behind him. Mitsukuni slowly crawled onto the small bed and sat by her knees, his feet hanging over the edge as he twisted his body to look at her. Takashi had come up behind the twins and was by the head of her bed. "He was probably just overwhelmed by all of you. Or he thought you looked scary." Haruhi giggled.

Hikaru and Kaoru exchanged amused glances. "You're tired, aren't you?" Kaoru asked her softly.

"I just had a baby, Kaoru. No I'm wide awake." She drawled sarcastically. The baby shifted and gave a soft cry of discomfort. Haruhi shifted him instinctively as she placed a lock of her hair (which she had let grow to just past her shoulders) behind her ear. "Hush now, Kaito."

"Kaito?" Tamaki asked her, gently skimming his index finger across the baby boy's cheek. "I like that name."

"I do too." Kyoya nodded.

Haruhi smiled at them all, her eyes were soft but she looked extremely tired. "I'm glad... could one of you take him? I just..."

Takashi was the one to reach for him now, holding him close as Tamaki and the twins helped her to lean back in her bed. "Sleep, chere. Sleep for us and for our son." Tamaki told her softly.

She smiled distractedly as her eyes drifted shut. "Kyoya." She called one last time.

"Yes?" He was at her side in an instant.

"Kaito, it means 'to fly over the ocean' or 'to soar over the sea'." Was all she said as she fell asleep. (2)

Kyoya grinned slightly as he let his hand drift over her forehead, glancing at Kaito whom was held securely by Takashi. "Smart girl."

"Kaito Kyoya Otori-Fujioka." Kaoru and Hikaru chorused.

"Got a nice ring to it." Hikaru nodded.

"I do agree, Hikaru." Kaoru grinned.

"Don't wake him." Takashi told them sternly as said boy shifted in his grip.

Haruhi and Kaito were discharged from the hospital a couple of days later. Kaito was rather quiet, although if he was woken up from sleep he would scream for hours. Kyoya just smirked when Haruhi accused him of giving Kaito that trait. Kyoya pointed out that Mitsukuni could've easily given Kaito that trait as well, to which Haruhi just threw her arms up in frustration and stomped off to tend to their son. By the time she got to Kaito's room, however, she had no anger left in her body. All of the men in the household noticed she had only softness when caring for her son.

What's this? Drabbles? (Are they drabbles? I don't know the official rules for something to be drabbles.) More like a collection of one shots circulating around the Host Club in the future. They won't be in order and they will be random and they won't happen all that often... I think. But it's a good way for me to run into this new fandom I've started to like.

1. I have no idea what said process is so I just jumped to the men outside

2. Kai means 'ocean' or 'sea', to means 'fly' or 'soar' so I just put them together