Surprise Surprise.
By DekotaSkye
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters, the Jim Henson Company does, and.whoever else. Just using them for a moment.. Rated: PG-shippy
" Hey, Auntie Chi!"
"Auntie Chi, look what we have?"
"Oh.Mommy, I didn't know you were here."
"Hi, Mommy."
"What have you got there, Aeryanna?"
"Nothing."
"Aeryanna, what is that you are hiding behind your back?"
"Just a book, Mommy."
"Why are you two backing up? Aeryanna? Ian?"
"It's funny book with naked woman in it."
"Ian!"
"Oh. You wanted to show me?"
"Yeah.I just wanted to know if you've seen a book like this before, Auntie Chi."
"Lets see it."
"Frell me. Look at that."
"Chiana, not in front of the children.frell me dead would you look at that."
"What is she doing? Is that possible?"
"Play Boy. Now why would they call these.these females that?"
"I think you could be in that book, Mommy."
"Ian!"
"Well she could."
"Aeryanna, where did you get the book from?"
"I didn't, Mommy. Truly."
"I did, Mommy, and Daddy didn't see me."
"Ian!"
"Well, he didn't. You told me to let no one see me."
"Your father? Are you saying this is your father's?"
"Yes, Mommy. We saw him hide it."
"When?"
"The last time we visit Erp."
"Yeah. Auntie Chi, did you know Daddy brought a lot more of them?"
"No. Did you, Aeryn?"
"No. Aeryanna. Ian. I want you to show Auntie Chi and me where you found these."
"Okay. You're not going to shoot Daddy are you, Mommy?"
"No, honey. I promised you. I'll never shoot your father. Now show us where the rest of these. ah.books are at."
"Come on, Mommy. Auntie Chi, I know a good way to get there without anyone knowing it."
"Ian!"
Little feet pattered ahead. Two soft cutting voices follow behind.
"What are you going to do to Crichton?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing? You don't care he has these books with naked woman in them?"
"Would you look at that? She really big, that can't be normal."
"They're human. They're not normal."
"What are you going to do to Crichton?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Yes, nothing.not until the children goes to bed."
"Look at the way that one.whatever is she doing? Maybe you can get John to do that angle."
"Mmmm, possible."
Finis
By DekotaSkye
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters, the Jim Henson Company does, and.whoever else. Just using them for a moment.. Rated: PG-shippy
" Hey, Auntie Chi!"
"Auntie Chi, look what we have?"
"Oh.Mommy, I didn't know you were here."
"Hi, Mommy."
"What have you got there, Aeryanna?"
"Nothing."
"Aeryanna, what is that you are hiding behind your back?"
"Just a book, Mommy."
"Why are you two backing up? Aeryanna? Ian?"
"It's funny book with naked woman in it."
"Ian!"
"Oh. You wanted to show me?"
"Yeah.I just wanted to know if you've seen a book like this before, Auntie Chi."
"Lets see it."
"Frell me. Look at that."
"Chiana, not in front of the children.frell me dead would you look at that."
"What is she doing? Is that possible?"
"Play Boy. Now why would they call these.these females that?"
"I think you could be in that book, Mommy."
"Ian!"
"Well she could."
"Aeryanna, where did you get the book from?"
"I didn't, Mommy. Truly."
"I did, Mommy, and Daddy didn't see me."
"Ian!"
"Well, he didn't. You told me to let no one see me."
"Your father? Are you saying this is your father's?"
"Yes, Mommy. We saw him hide it."
"When?"
"The last time we visit Erp."
"Yeah. Auntie Chi, did you know Daddy brought a lot more of them?"
"No. Did you, Aeryn?"
"No. Aeryanna. Ian. I want you to show Auntie Chi and me where you found these."
"Okay. You're not going to shoot Daddy are you, Mommy?"
"No, honey. I promised you. I'll never shoot your father. Now show us where the rest of these. ah.books are at."
"Come on, Mommy. Auntie Chi, I know a good way to get there without anyone knowing it."
"Ian!"
Little feet pattered ahead. Two soft cutting voices follow behind.
"What are you going to do to Crichton?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing? You don't care he has these books with naked woman in them?"
"Would you look at that? She really big, that can't be normal."
"They're human. They're not normal."
"What are you going to do to Crichton?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Yes, nothing.not until the children goes to bed."
"Look at the way that one.whatever is she doing? Maybe you can get John to do that angle."
"Mmmm, possible."
Finis