AN: Ok seriusly XD after this, look the title up on YuTube, k? XD
Arthur sighed, going through his old DVDs. A specific one caught his eye; a comedy DVD Alfred had gotten him for Christmas. Feeling bored, he decided to pop in the DVD. It wasn't long before he was enjoying himself; some of the humor was a bit crude, but all in all, it was hilarious. At one point on the DVD, though; that's where he got that idea. On the screen, the three comedians were exchanging "gifts" between each short film.
The "gift" he saw was a commercial. A commercial for a children's toy from around the 50's; a little plastic dog that walked with the owner.
The dog's name?
"Gaylord."
Arthur immediately headed online.
The next day, Alfred waited eagerly at Arthur's doorstep. The green eyed man had asked him to come over? Alfred was ecstatic.
Finally, Arthur opened the door. He put a finger to his mouth and smirked. "Wait here." he said, before running back into the house. The self-proclaimed hero stood there, though more in surprise than anticipation. The British man was acting a bit off, even by his standards. And as quick as he had left, the Brit had returned, holding a big, wrapped box in his hand. Alfred widened his eyes and gave a bright smile. As he took the box, Arthur put on a frown and pointed at the younger man. "No opening it until you're home, got it?"
Alfred smiled and leaned over to kiss Arthur. "Well, home is where the heart is, right? My heart's with you, so I guess I'm home." the American said, smiling. Arthur blushed and scowled before going back inside. Alfred sighed and sat down on the porch. He pulled off the wrappings and stared at the gift, truly not knowing how to react.
"Um... Arthur? Er... What is this?" he asked through the door.
On the other side, Arthur was cracking up. "I-It says on the box, d-doesn't it?" he managed to reply through chuckles.
Alfred blinked. "Yeah, it says on the box... But why...?" "I saw the name and couldn't help but think of you."
"I'm not sure whether to feel happy or insulted." Alfred said. He re-read the label on the box to himself.
Gaylord! The dog that'll walk with you!
"But I'm not a dog!" Alfred whined.
"That depends on the night's cosplay..." Arthur whispered seductively.
Now that I think about it... Gaylord - Lord who is gay - USAGI-SAN! X3 It took me 5 hours to get that. Now that I'm reading it over, short-ass as it may be, I think its kinda fail :( oh well! XD NOW! B4 I go... WHO ELSE AGREES RUSSIA IS TOTALLY ADORABLE? ! ! ! ! X333 *huggles Russia gently and protects from Belarus*