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Gaara of the desert has a demon inside him
Gaara (looks around the room with an angry look on his face.)
Gaara of the desert is part demon, part boy, and part…..Napkin.
What?!? I have no napkin blood however I will spill yours where are you!
Gaara of the desert is best friends with a watermelon
What the hell, I do not enjoy large fruits. Now come out, and let me feel alive!!
Of course you like watermelon. If you didn't then why would you be best friends with one?
I am not associated with any fruits!
Well then what is this picture of you hanging out with a watermelon
That's not a watermelon, it's just Rock Lee
You hang out with Rock Lee?
NO that's me destroying him! (Shows evil expression on his face) now I will destroy you Desert Coffin!!
Ahhhhhh the sand ahhh.Blah:P
Muwhahahaha muahahah
No I'm not dead I'm just messing with ya, you can't kill me silly
(Gaara grasps head and kneels on the floor) ahhhhh I will kill you maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow but rest assured I will kill you
And now you know Gaara of the desert, the watermelon loving napkin boy who likes to kill people (but you already knew that)
They do not know me at all (breaths heavily)
Goodbye Gaara of the desert
(Screams loudly) Desert coffin (sand flies around the room) where are you!?! The sand will kill you!
Gaara never finds me hahaha.
Now who should be my next victim? You can review with suggestions or just to tell me what you think. If you want to read more of these just check out my profile or my friend's profile, Joey's-mine thanks