Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha so there!

Author: Well this is just a funny fiction I had to get out of my system but actually it's gonna be longer then I thought. Oh well. I'll keep updating it shouldn't be that hard lol.

InuYasha: Wench your right in the middle of your other fic! How can you start another!

Kagome: She's multitalented.

Author: Yeah so there! Now time to get started!

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"InuYasha! I'm back"

"I know wench I'm not an idiot."

"Well sorry."

"Kagome!!"

"Hey Shippou!"

"InuYasha hit me!"

"Brat don't lie."

"InuYasha don't call Shippou a brat. And don't hit him either!"

"Nah Nah!"

"Shippou don't taunt InuYasha"

"Hello Kagome!"

"Hey Sango!"

"Hello Lady Kagome. Welcome back."

"Hello Miroku. Get your hand off me."

"Miroku I warned you."

"Sorry InuYasha. Lady Kagome is just so beautiful. But I, myself, am partial to Sango."

"Stay away from me hoshi."

"Come on Kagome come see what I drew!"

"OK Shippou, InuYasha will you grab my bag? I think I may have over packed it."

"Stupid weak wench."

"SIT!"

"Stupid bitch!"

"Sit! Sit!"

*Muffled curses*

"Come on Shippou."

"OK."

(A/N: Wow! I met the challenge made by my friends! Make over 10 lines of convo without writing 'said' so and so. I did.umm.*counts*.28! I win! Did you keep up? Lol Back to normal.)

Shippou, Sango, Kagome, and Miroku walked to Kaede's hut while InuYasha still lay in the ground muttering curses on Kaede, his big mouth, and Shippou. But not Kagome. Never Kagome.

When they got back to the hut Shippou took out his markers and showed Kagome the pictures he drew.

"And this is you and me, and this is Miroku and Sango.."

"Why is he on the ground?"

"Because he touched Sango."

"OK" Kagome said while laughing.

"Child."

"Yes Kaede?" Shippou asked.

"Show Kagome the strange parchment which fell out of ye box."

"Oh yeah!" Shippou exclaimed taking out a piece of paper from his vest. " Kagome what's this?"

"Oh! You got a prize. It's called a temporary tattoo." Kagome said as InuYasha came in only hearing the last word.

"What's that?"

"Well it's a drawing which you put onto your skin which can wash off later."

"What's the point of that?" InuYasha asked. He was still a little bit mad because of the sits.

"For fun! Come on Shippou. I'll show you at the hot spring!"

"I'll come with Kagome!" Sango said.

"And I'll put a 'tattoo' on your skin Sango."

*rub rub*

"HENTAI!!"

*SMACK SMACK*

"InuYasha when Miroku comes back to the world of consciousness make sure he doesn't fallow us. Thanks!" Said Kagome as she grabbed her towel.

"Yeah sure" He replied.

~ As if I'd let anyone see my Kagome naked besides me. Wait my Kagome? Oh never mind. ~

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* At the hot spring *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

OK Shippou stick out your arm." Kagome said.

"Now what?" he asked as he held out his arm.

"Now I pout it on your arm and wet it down. Then you hold it down until I say so. Then you take it off ok?"

"Ok"

1 minute later

"OK Shippou you can take it off."

" Wow! Cool! A fox!" Shippou said using a word he had learned from Kagome.

"That does look interesting Kagome can I have one?" Said Sango. She didn't wanna seem childish.

"Sure! We can all have one."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Back at the hut *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"You know InuYasha we could go watch 'em"

"Not in your dreams Miroku."

"Oh really?"

"Shut up." Replied InuYasha angrily. It had already been half an hour and InuYasha was getting impatient.

~ Where are they?! ~

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* A bit later *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

"So InuYasha was Miroku a good boy?" Kagome asked.

"What took you so long?!"

"We were talking a bath duh!"

"Whatever lets get started. Wait what's that on your arm?" he asked pointing at her arm.

"Oh that" Kagome said. (A/N: She' wearing short sleeves ok? Ok. Back to the show.) "It's my tattoo. We all got one." She said as Sango and Shippou lifted their sleeves up to show him.

Shippou's was on his right arm. It was a fox that looked like is was running down his arm. It was orange-ish red and it looked really cute.

Sango's was a cute kitty on he left arm. It was sitting there just staring back at whoever was looking at it. Kagome had taken the liberty of adding with her tattoo pens another tail and a bit of a red-ish tint in the background to make it look like Kirara. She drew it so well it looked like it was originally part of the tattoo.

Kaede, who had come to collect some water herds and had gotten talked into getting one, had one on her hand. It was a small flower that was leaning towards her thumb. It had a long stem with leaves on each side. The petals where a light shade of pink and was in the shape of a tulip.

"My what wonder tattoos you all have. I especially like yours Sango."

"Stay away from me lecher."

"But Sango dear, I was just admiring your beautiful ski.umm.Kagome's art work." Miroku said changing what e was gonna say after seeing the look in Sango's eyes.

"See mine's a fox! See! See!" Shippou said jumping up and down pointing at his arm. InuYasha rolled his eyes.

~ That's so stupid. I didn't ask about theirs. I asked about Kagome's. What hers?! ~

" Yes I see Shippou it fits you perfectly well. And so dose that rest of yours. But lady Kagome what about yours?"

"Yeah come on Kagome show them yours!"

"Yeah Kagome." Sango said with a glint in her eye.

"Nah that ok. Mines not cool like theirs."

"Oh come come child." Kaede said. She hadn't gotten the chance to see Kagome's yet either.

" No really that's ok. Come on lets get moving like InuYasha said. Isn't there a rumor of a jewel shard in that direc."

"Shot it to us now Kagome. Or else we won't here the end of it." InuYasha said a bit miffed. He really wanted to see what Kagome's was.

"But."

"NOW!" He was getting mad.

~ What's so bad about it. It will wash off soon anyway. ~

Kagome sighed.

"Fine." And with that she pulled up her sleeve.

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Author: So what ya think?

InuYasha: What's Kagome's Tattoo?! *Reaches out for Kagome's arm*

Kagome: Sit!

InuYasha: *muffled curses*

Kagome: She's trying to keep it a secret!

Author: Yeah! So anyway I have a question for all you people out there! OK does Miroku actually call Kagome 'Lady Kagome' or not? Cause I've seen it done both ways! It's confusing! Lol so yeah that's all I got. This will probably be about 5 chapters or so. Depends on how creative I get. Lol well anyway please review! Thanks!