Hey I Could Be Your Girlfriend. One Shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or anything to do with it. Only the idea is mine.
At Shikon High it was a tradition to have a coffee house, where there was singing and guitar playing, basically a talent show. Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha and Kagome clapped as Ayame and Kouga got off stage singing Beauty and the Beast duet. The host was Shippo who had been part of the Students Council President for over a year now, The entire group had voted for them of course.
"Hey, they're really good!" Sango said leaning over to Kagome, she nodded and gave another whistle. Kagome's chocolate eyes then spotted someone she HATED, I the shadows. But her thoughts were cut short by Sango whispering:
"So when are you going to ask Inuyasha out?" Kagome sighed. She had been insanely in love with the Hanyou for over a year and she didn't know how to tell her how she felt.
"Look I'm sure he feels the same way, it's completely obvious, Kagome, just go for it!" Sango then pushed her into Inuyasha, who quickly spun around.
"Hey watch where you're-oh, hey Kagome, what's up?"
"U-um not too much, I was wondering if y-you-"
"Oh Inu-baby!" said a high pitched girly voice, it was Kikyo, Inuyasha's ex. She would be an exact replica of Kagome if not for the strait hair and slutty attire. She was wearing a black-spaghetti-strap halter top and a hot pink mini skirt with silver lip gloss and sky blue eye shadow.
How dare she wear my colour on her sluttish eyes…eeek! Get your hands off him!!! Kagome thought as Kikyo lashed into a hug with HER Inuyasha.
"Any volunteers for Karaoke?" Shippo said through the microphone before anything could be said or done in the group.
"Oo! I wanna sing Girlfriend!" Kikyo shouted, Shippo looked at her and sighed.
"Alright Kikyo, come up here." Kikyo turned to Inuyasha and snuggled up into his chest and with a long pink fingernail she left a red streak underneath his chin.
"Don't forget to wait up for me Inu-baby!" she licked her lips and winked then ran off into the crowd.
"I hate that song, the remix is better." Inuyasha and Kagome said simultaneously, they blushed and looked at each other before turning away. This was it though; Kagome had to say something to Inuyasha before she completely lost him to that bitch Kikyo. Kagome balled her hands into fists and brought back a lock of raven black hair, behind her ear. She walked up through the people and tables and got up from the other side of the stage and grabbed a mike.
"Shippo, Girlfriend Remix!" Kagome said, her sweet voice flowing through the amps I the cafeteria.
"Oh a competition I see. DJ?"
"this is dedicated for the love of my life: Inuyasha" Kagome could've distinctly heard his voice in the audience shout : what?!
"hmph" Kagome said into a mic. "Too bad he won't get with you."
And ooooohhhhh went around the audience. Sango smiled at Kagome, Miroku was smiling as well.
"what the hell is she doing?" Inuyasha said looking at his two best friends, he had only once heard Kagome sing, never mind rap, and this girl went crazy fast. How was Kagome going to keep up?
It was then that the beat for the song started, both Kikyo and Kagome glared daggers.
Kagome: lil'mama and avril lavine REMIX
lil'mama and avril lavine REMIX
lil'mama and avril lavine REMIX
lil'mama and avril lavine REMIX
Kikyo: hey, hey, you, you I don't like you girlfriend (Kikyo points to Kagome)
no way, no way I think you need a new one (points to herself)
hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Kagome: I'll be your girl lil' mama be your girlfriend (Kagome looks at Inuyasha and winks)
Kikyo: Hey hey you you I know that you like me
No way no way you know it's not a secret
Hey hey you you I wanna be your girlfriend
Kagome: I'll be your girl lil'mama be your girlfriend
Don't get it twisted lil'mama got her paper on,
That means I'm a paper chaser if I chase my paper,
And I know we chasin' paper that you be chasin' on,
I just deliver the lyrics that people focus on,
Get up in a booth with a chopped up song,
Put it in a store that they go cops on,
Everybody knows that it's no combo,
Yeah betta lay low like Popo
Aint Trina betta already know,
I goes in like a project so
So get it biggie mama b-r-double-o-klyn drama.
Kikyo: hey, hey, you, you I don't like you girlfriend
no way, no way I think you need a new one (Kagome shakes her head noticeably)
hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Kagome: I'll be your girl lil' mama be your girlfriend (Kagome points both thumbs to herself)
Kikyo: Hey hey you you I know that you like me
No way no way you know it's not a secret
Hey hey you you I wanna be your girlfriend
Kagome: I'll be your girl lil'mama be your girlfriend
Please
8 bars on top
All I knows sixteen to pop
Told ya yall betta act
on top
Been doin this since hop mo pop
Ahh tell tha brotha
can't stop
problem is I'm cracked on rocks
problem is they
love mah mas
Style so I gotta go hard-
-der than I did
before
her style is crossover
pee wee curlin' lil mama
miss
girlfriend's goin' in
so when you see me in the drop top
shades
in tha summa time blazin' you wanna be my boyfriend.
(Kagome nods her head to Inuyasha)
Kikyo: hey, hey, you, you I don't like you girlfriend
no way, no way I think you need a new one
hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Kagome: I'll be your girl lil' mama be your girlfriend
Kikyo: Hey hey you you I know that you like me
No way no way you know it's not a secret
Hey hey you you I wanna be your girlfriend
Kagome: I'll be your girl lil'mama be your girlfriend
Kikyo: Uh! in a second you'll
be wrapped around my finger (spins her finger at Inuyasha)
Cause I
can cause I can do it better
There's no other (shakes her
head)
So whens it gonna sink in?
Shes so stupid what the hell
were you thinking (points at Kagome then presses finger gun to her
temple)
Uh! in a second you'll be wrapped around my
finger
Cause I can cause I can do it better (Kagome rolls her
eyes)
There's no other
So whens it gonna sink in?
Shes so
stupid what the hell were you thinking
Kagome: You wave goodbye (waves bye at Kikyo)
Your girls a bird (gabs her thumb in Kikyo's direction looking at
Inuyasha)
You by my side (points in Inuyasha then herself)
Make it work
You and her that sounds absurd (points from Inuyasha
to Kikyo)
Me and you go betta ya heard?
Ya aint hear any dumb
girls laugh in the back
that's cause I speak crack on tha
track
I'ma keep it real boy
I'm trying to mack
Let me
know if you down with that
Me and yo girlfriend we aint no tie
You betta s-c-i
I'm telling you like Jennifer Hudson
I got
plastic elastic in the back
Of the jaguar sure cause that's
whats poppin
Tiger purses bank is filled
Im mad cause this is
nothing
Kikyo: hey, hey, you, you I don't like you girlfriend
no way, no way I think you need a new one
hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Kagome: I'll be your girl lil' mama be your girlfriend
Kikyo: Hey hey you you I know that you like me
No way no way you know it's not a secret
Hey hey you you I wanna be your girlfriend
Kagome: I'll be your girl lil'mama be your girlfriend
Kagome: lil' mama and avril lavine
Kagome: Kagome: I'll be your girl lil'mama be your girlfriend
Kikyo: no way, now way, hey hey!
The crowd was silent for a few seconds before whistles and clapping filled the Caf's air. But before anything could happen Kagome took a breath and said into the mike:
"I want to go out with you, Inuyasha!" the person in control of the lights put him in the spotlight. He amber eyes sparkled in her direction as he made him way up to the front. He had been live with her since grade nine but was way to shy to do anything about it. He pulled Kagome into an embrace and lifted her chin up to give her a chaste kiss. And pulled away looking into her chocolate eyes. He leaned his forehead on hers not care that the entire stuent body was watching their actions.
"hmph do I have to answer?" Inuyasha said, Kagome smiled and hugged him.
"Yes!!" Sango cheered leaping into Miroku's arm, completely unintentional. She realized what she did and pulled away blushing. He smiled at her sweetly.
"M-Miroku" they were getting awfully close to kissing when she felt his hang graze her derrière.
SMACK!!
"You pervert!" she yelled numerous times, smoking him with a chair. Inuyasha and Kagome watched as she beat him up ruthlessly.
"Keh. Idiot, he'll never learn." Inuyasha keh d, Kagome shook her head.
"Oh well, maybe one day he'll learn…" She looked up at him and he completely understood. She didn't want to stay here.
"Um … wanna go to my house and play video games?" he asked, Kagome nodded happily and taking his hand they walked out of the caf, out of the school and into their relationship.
Well that's the end of that. I thought it was a good idea, review please…if you want…
That's all from me, the fourth chapter of Peter Pan: last Chance shall be up by tomorrow evening at latest and 17to 17th century's 9th chapter should be up by Friday morning at most.
Ciao ciao
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