Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Kiba, Hinata, Shino or anyone else. I kinda do wish I owned Shino, though... Or at least meet him. Oh well.

Please enjoy some of my random sayings before beginning to read.

MOOOOOO! Imma zombie! Sqeak like a fish. Purr like a zebra. Swim like a frog. Fly like a cow.

I hope you enjoyed my awesome random-ness, now here is the story.

The Beginning: How it Started

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki and I'm a—OW!"

Naruto held his head as tears came out of his eyes.

"Sakura!" He whined. "You didn't have to hit me that hard!"

"You dork, Naruto!" Inner Sakura roared.

"Now, now, Naruto. Sasuke's waiting for us." Sakura coughed.

Naruto jumped up and down.

"Bar hopping!" He yelled. "Gonna drink till we drop!"

Sakura blushed. "Naruto," she whispered, "keep it down."

"Bar hopping?" Kiba called as he ran over. "I wanna go! Hey, Shino!"

"What?" Shino said as he caught up.

"Let's go bar hopping with Naruto and Sakura!" Kiba bounced up and down.

"No."

"Please!" Kiba looked at Shino with puppy dog eyes.

"That works on Hinata, not me." Shino said.

"But," Kiba sniffed. "I'll be lonely if you don't go. Besides, we'll need someone to drive."

Naruto and Sakura looked at each other. They hadn't thought of that.

"Well," Sakura said. "I suppose you two can come. But you'll have to pay for yourselves."

"Fine with me!" Kiba hollered.

Shino shook his head.

"When are we going?" He asked.

"It's tonight." Sakura said.

"Fine." Shino walked off.

I'm sorry this is so short, it's really just a prologue, but you can't exactly have prologues here, just chapters. And I'm sorry it's so bad, it will get better. I hope. Please just wait and review. And don't be overly rude.