Explanations.
By: DekotaSkye
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters, the Jim Henson Company does, and.whoever else. Just using them for a moment. Thanks to Morgana for checking it out. Rated: PG-shippy
"D, I know you like sebacean women. You're really like these earth babes as well."
"John, I thought you were happy with Aeryn."
"I am. She's one of the best things in my life. What can I say I'm just a guy?"
"You like to look.what's wrong?"
"Man, it was just right here! This is my newest, latest addition."
"Are you sure this is the place you put it?"
"Yes, just when we got back from Earth. I couldn't take it any farther or Aeryn and the kids."
Smack on side of head.
"The KIDS!"
"I thought you said they wouldn't find this great hiding place."
"Yeah, well if we weren't talking about Aeryn's little brats."
"If they have it, could.?"
"Oh man I'm so frilled if she."
"Daddy! Uncle D'Argo!"
"Hi, Aeryanna.Ian."
"Aeryanna, have you seen a book that belong to me that was here in this room?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, did you take it out of its hiding place?"
"No, Daddy. Truly."
"Uncle D'Argo, did you know Mommy and Auntie Chi are coming here?"
"They are? Why?"
"They wanted to know where that funny book was hidden at?"
"Oh, what book?"
"You know, Daddy, the one with all the naked women."
"Ian, are you the one that found the book?"
"Yes.I am sorry, Daddy."
"Why?"
"Mommy not happy that she's not in the book."
"Ian!"
"Well, she could be."
"Do you have the book?"
"No."
"It's okay, John, I got it from them."
"Oh. Hi, honey."
"D'Argo have you seen this Play Boy.
"Not yet, why?"
"You wouldn't believe some of these women."
"Ahhh.Chiana, can I have my book back."
"After I should D'Argo some of these movements. Tell me how in the frell, do they do that?"
"Chiana, not in front of the children. Aeryn, honey, I can explain."
"Oh I'm sure you can and will."
"It's okay, Daddy. Mommy said she want ever shoot you."
"Daddy, why isn't Mommy and Aunt Chi in your book?"
'You, guys, shouldn't have taken the book?"
"Yes, John, just like you shouldn't had hidden it down here for them to find. Now would you like to explain to me.to us your family why you have naked women hanging around?"
"It's not what you think, Aeryn."
"Oh, you have no idea what I'm thinking at all.but I'll be willing to let you know after the children goes to bed."
"Ah, Mommy, we want to."
"Aeryn, baby, please."
"You're right, Chiana, how in the frell does she do that?"
"I don't know, but maybe John will let us borrow it. I want to see if I can do it and you can judge if I can do.."
Finis
By: DekotaSkye
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters, the Jim Henson Company does, and.whoever else. Just using them for a moment. Thanks to Morgana for checking it out. Rated: PG-shippy
"D, I know you like sebacean women. You're really like these earth babes as well."
"John, I thought you were happy with Aeryn."
"I am. She's one of the best things in my life. What can I say I'm just a guy?"
"You like to look.what's wrong?"
"Man, it was just right here! This is my newest, latest addition."
"Are you sure this is the place you put it?"
"Yes, just when we got back from Earth. I couldn't take it any farther or Aeryn and the kids."
Smack on side of head.
"The KIDS!"
"I thought you said they wouldn't find this great hiding place."
"Yeah, well if we weren't talking about Aeryn's little brats."
"If they have it, could.?"
"Oh man I'm so frilled if she."
"Daddy! Uncle D'Argo!"
"Hi, Aeryanna.Ian."
"Aeryanna, have you seen a book that belong to me that was here in this room?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, did you take it out of its hiding place?"
"No, Daddy. Truly."
"Uncle D'Argo, did you know Mommy and Auntie Chi are coming here?"
"They are? Why?"
"They wanted to know where that funny book was hidden at?"
"Oh, what book?"
"You know, Daddy, the one with all the naked women."
"Ian, are you the one that found the book?"
"Yes.I am sorry, Daddy."
"Why?"
"Mommy not happy that she's not in the book."
"Ian!"
"Well, she could be."
"Do you have the book?"
"No."
"It's okay, John, I got it from them."
"Oh. Hi, honey."
"D'Argo have you seen this Play Boy.
"Not yet, why?"
"You wouldn't believe some of these women."
"Ahhh.Chiana, can I have my book back."
"After I should D'Argo some of these movements. Tell me how in the frell, do they do that?"
"Chiana, not in front of the children. Aeryn, honey, I can explain."
"Oh I'm sure you can and will."
"It's okay, Daddy. Mommy said she want ever shoot you."
"Daddy, why isn't Mommy and Aunt Chi in your book?"
'You, guys, shouldn't have taken the book?"
"Yes, John, just like you shouldn't had hidden it down here for them to find. Now would you like to explain to me.to us your family why you have naked women hanging around?"
"It's not what you think, Aeryn."
"Oh, you have no idea what I'm thinking at all.but I'll be willing to let you know after the children goes to bed."
"Ah, Mommy, we want to."
"Aeryn, baby, please."
"You're right, Chiana, how in the frell does she do that?"
"I don't know, but maybe John will let us borrow it. I want to see if I can do it and you can judge if I can do.."
Finis