Cousins?
Yusuke: So Hiei why did you call us here?
Hiei: My cousin is in town and I want you to tell him that I'm sick!
Kurama: Your cousin can't be that bad.
Hiei: This is his first trip to the human world.
Yusuke & Kurama: what your cousin is a demon?
Hiei: Yes he my family is from the spirit world!
Yusuke laughs his ass off while Kurama falls to the ground at Yusuke's understanding.
Hiei: anyway I rather not deal with him right now!
Kurama: why not you should be hanging with family though.
Hiei: yes well I'm not in the mood to deal with family.
Suddenly a knock at the door, Kuwabara goes to answer like an idiot opens the door to find that Hiei's cousin arrives.
Touya: Hello Cousin I have miss you very much.
Yusuke,Kurama, Kuwabara: wait a minute Touya is your cousin?
Hiei: oh great he is here already thanks idiot.(rolls eyes)
Kuwabara: It's rude not to answer the door shortie.
Hiei: yes but it's my apartment and my door. so if anyone should answer it should be me.
Touya: oh cousin this world seems nice.
Hiei: oh you are so naive this world is nothing but evil.
Yusuke: what Hiei is trying to say is this world isn't as friendly and nice as you think.
Touya smiled and then replies with, "well Cousin shall get start?" Hiei gives him the look like, "wait for them to leave."
Hiei: Well no use in auguring about it, in any difference I should be alone with my cousin.
So they all with one Hiei and Touya, "shall we start!" Touya laughed "we shall cuz." All this time they were playing video games.