A Midsummer Night's Ed

By: Jaha Canon
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me, they belong to either a dead guy or AKA. And yes, the title of this story (and the story… kinda) IS in fact based on William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.

My school is putting on that particular play- so I thought it might be fun to do a story based off of it… I'm taking out a lot of the romance of course- because I believe that romance doesn't belong in Ed, Edd, n Eddy other than unrequited love, (like Sarah to Edd, Kankers to Eds, or almost-all-the-guys to Nazz) that was mentioned in the series.

Anyways… here's Midsummer Night's Ed.

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"Coming coming!" Nazz said to the doorbell, as she turned off her TV and walked to her door. She opened it to see a beet red Kevin.

"Oh- hey Nazz!" Kevin stuttered trying not to look like a deer in headlights.

Nazz smiled, noting Kevin's face color but choosing to ignore it.

"Hey Kevin! What brings you here?" she asked.

"I was just in the neighborhood, and-" Kevin started.

"Right, we DO live on the same street, you know." Nazz said pointedly.

"Err… right!" Kevin cleared this throat, "that's true, Nazz. Anyways-"

"Hiya Nazz!" Jonny said as he dropped down from a tree "Plank said you'd be home so we thought we'd drop by!" Jonny looked at Plank, "That was a good one, wasn't it, Plank?"

Nazz giggled politely. Kevin frowned.

"Okay, Jonny, you can leave now." Kevin said.

Jonny giggled and began running around Kevin and Nazz, "Says who?" he asked.

"Says this!" yelled Kevin as he stuck his fist in Jonny's face threateningly.

Jonny laughed, "He talks to his fist! What a weirdo, huh Plank?" Pause. "What Plank? Talk to the hand? Good one!"

Jonny ran off in a fit of laughter.

Nazz turned back to Kevin.

"So, what were you saying?"

"Nevermind…" Kevin said, discouraged. "Later."

And with that, Kevin left.

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Elsewhere,

"I JUST DON'T GET IT!" yelled Eddy.

Edd jumped startled at Eddy's sudden explosion.

"Welcome to my world, Eddy!" Ed replied, "All we need now is Double Dee and we can make a colony and have all the jellybeans our hearts desire!"

"Jawbreakers, Ed." Eddy said "Jawbreakers… always."

"So, what don't you get, Eddy?" Edd asked.

"Since when did everyone hate us so much?" Eddy asked.

"I don't know Eddy, wasn't it you who said they hated us because they envied our talent, skills, and good looks?" Edd replied dryly.

Eddy sighed… "Well, that's true!" he said.

"Eddy?"

"What, Double Dee?"

"I suggest you move at least three steps to your left."

"Why?"

"Ready for launch!" called a voice above them from a roof. They looked up and saw Ed with an orange cone on his head. "5, 4, 3, 2-"

"NO, ED!"

Ed jumped off the roof on onto his pals.

…ouch…

Ed laughed, "I'm hungry."

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"Sarah!"

"What's wrong, Jimmy?" Sarah asked.

"My teddy! It's missing!" Jimmy cried, "Oh, Minky, why does this always happen to me!"

Sarah hugged her friend, "Don't worry, Jimmy. We'll find Mindy."

Jimmy sniffed, "Minky"

Sarah frowned, "whatever…"

They searched long and hard.

"Where did you last see it Jimmy?" Sarah asked.

Jimmy thought for a while. "I think it was by my dresser." he said.

Sarah walked over to the dresser and picked something up.

"An ear of corn?"

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That night, the queen of fairies, Titania stood under a lamppost, her fairies gathered around her giggling.

"I heard you did a little switch earlier today, Titania." A male voice came from behind her.

The fairies squealed and swooned at the sight of their king, Oberon.

Titania held her head high and proud, "What is it to you, Oberon?"

"A certain stuffed animal I would like for a henchmen."

"Listen, there is no way I am giving this stuffed animal to you! Fairies, let us take our leave!"

Oberon watched as Titania and the fairies left.

Oberon called for his lackey, Puck. Before a few seconds, she came running up.

"Listen well, Puck, I have a plan." Oberon said.

Puck smiled excitedly, deciding right then that this will be fun.

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End Chapter 1

So, this chapter is just setting the scene mostly- we'll get into Oberon and Puck's mischief and what comes out of it in later chapters.

So, until next time!

-Jaha Canon