Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Inu-Yasha, but if I did, then i would dress him up in frilly things 4 no reason!!! *insert evil laugh here*
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Miroku was hiding in a bush as Kagome yelled at Inu-Yasha. He loved to listen in on everyone's conversations.....
"--- Well good for you!!!" Inu-Yasha screamed as Kagome ran down the well.
Miroku heard someone humming.... "Oh!" he said as he spied a beautiful woman getting undressed near a hot spring....
As he crept forward, The girl got into the water. "now how should I do this..."
Miroku started to climb out of his bush toward the spring...
The girl saw him and said " Ohh... what a handsome man!" very loud so that it seemed she was talking to him purposely.
Miroku said "Oh sorry my lovely girl, for i did not mean to watch" witch was a complete lie of course.
"don't worry about it... i was just looking for the most good looking man in the world to bear my child" she said,
"and it seems i have found such a man"
"I'm not dreaming, am I???? Such a Sexy woman as yourself would never want to share my child" hardly believing it.
"'Sexy', what's that mean Miroku?" "I mean.... "
huh? how old is this girl to have not heard of sex... wait.... how does she know my name?? "SHIPPO!!!!"
Chapter 2
OWWW!!! said Shippo! as Miroku bonked him on the head. "You know better than 2 mess with my love life like that!"
With all of the noise Inu-Yasha came over. "What r u doing that causes so much noise?!"
"Nothing." said Shippo. "Shippo here has just played a terrible joke on me." said miroku.
"Good 4 Shippo! Finally ppl r not ruining my life!" said Inu-Yasha as he walked away.
Miroku followed him silently to a hill where he sat muttering to himself about Kagome. Since Miroku could not here Inu-Yasha words from the nearest bush, he got bored and walked away.
He saw smoke and was about to go get Inu-Yasha when he decided not to. The smoke was to dense, and there were many ppl to save (mostly woman).
as he rushed to the village with smoke coming out of it, he started to sense a demon.
Chapter 3
Women and children under 10 years of age where being rushed out of the village. where is InuYasha? when will he get here? surely Sango and the others would com shortly?...or would they? He would have to do this himself...just incase...
He flagged down the screaming mob of woman and children as they came running towards him... "What's going on?" he asked a child that seemed strangely com next 2 the mob of scared ppl. "a demon has com... attacked our village and killed many of our horses. My goat was burned" said the small boy, once again seeming weirdly com...
Just then, miroku saw Sango dashing up the dirt road... how beautiful she is... he thought... "Miroku! There's a burning village ahead with the stench of demon all around, and here you are just flirting and asking these girls to bear your children?! How could you!!!???"
"I wasn't asking these ppl to bear my children!!! i just--" he began, but was cut off by Sango's anger
"look, I don't have time to waste on u!" get these ppl away! she said as she sprinted up to the flaming village.
Chapter 4
"Sango, wait!!! cried miroku as she ran towards the village." I have to catch up with her!...but wait, maybe she doesn't want me to? oh well, i need to help these poor villagers
"OK, everyone go to the hillside over there!" he said pointing "and don't be scared if there is a half dog demon there, just call him InuYasha". and with that he ran hurriedly after Sango.