soul eater: DWMA 6th grade program episode 1 part 1

by finnegan01

for those who want a more complex soul eater, and to anyone who complains, I'm a 15 year old with insomnia and a twisted mind, as well as a disability to write non plays when I'm not in school, And I don't know how to insert other things than text

Soul Eater: 6th grade program

Maka: A sound soul, dwells within a sound…

Me (Finn): ASS!

Maka: Finn what are you doing here, this is my opening

Me: Not anymore *shows paper* I bought it from Bones

Maka: Really?

Me: Yup

Next scene

Reaper: Welcome one and all to the D.W.M.A. 6th grade program, it is an enthralling new addition to our school that let's children as young as 10 enroll in the academy. So be quick spots are running out (whispers) not really only like, 6 kid's parents let them in…..

(1st Soul eater theme plays in Kazoo)

Me: *YAWN* the first day of school already, it sure is early right Cameron

Cameron: Yes it is, I'm so glad that most of our friends made it in

*Nathan and Wynton enter*

Nathan: HEY GUYS

Me and cameron: Hi

Me: I can't wait to meet our teacher and learn about what we do here

Cameron: This school teams up Meister and Weapon to prevent demons called Afreets or Kishins from getting to earth

Me: sounds like fun

Cameron: Let's go my friends

*in the academy*

?: Welcome new students, I am your teacher

?: MRS. SWAMP

Me: Nice name

*Explains DWMA to students*

Swamp: Does anyone have something to say about their weapon partner

*I raise my hand*

Swamp: Yes Finn?

Me: My partner cameron can copy weapons, and we have copied over 1 million weapons including a death scythe, Does that make this quest not needed?

Swamp: Not at all Finn, this school was made to prevent Kishins, not to make your partner a death scythe

Me: Okay, and by the way It's pronounced Afreet

Episode 1 credits

writing - Finnegan01

story - Finnegan01

characters - Finnegan01

support -

source material - Soul Eater by: Bones

*bonus scene*

Welcome to F and C's Camera room

Me: where we see what happens at DWMA after hours

Me: OOHH look at the janitor's closet

*camera focuses*

*Soul and Maka walk in and take off jackets*

*then proceed to remove the rest of their clothes*

Me: what is happening?

Cameron: Are they doing it?...

Me: *scared gasp* Is that Soul's….

Cameron: Is this really happening…

Me:*disgusted* oh god…..

*camera moves back to janitor's closet*

*Soul and Maka kiss*

Me: I knew they were a package

Cameron: and he said she was flat-chested

Me: He's moving to the other side

Cameron: great, now he is spurting into her

Me: he is moving upward….. …..OHHHHHH

Cameron: wait until Spirit finds out

Me:I know what I'm gossiping about tomarrow

Me into intercom: GET A ROOM YOU TOO

*Soul and Maka flinch*

*we both turn out chairs towards camera*

Cameron: that concludes the first episode of the DWMA's camera room

Me: I'm gonna go vomit for the next week or two

Cameron:me too