Six just sat down at his computer and started to write some ideas for a fanfiction entailing the world of RWBY with his friend AdvanceGamer. The conversation went on for about an hour before a portal appeared and sucked him into it. The only words going through his mind was 'what the fuck!?'
In a forest somewhere, there was a bright flash of light before a swirling vortex appeared and spat out two individuals. One was wearing a black hoodie with headphones around his neck, black gloves and grey shirt with black cargo pants and brown hair, his left eye was brown his right was hazel. The other wore black short pants that went past his knees along with a black long sleeve shirt and a dark red jacket. Finally, red and black Kevlar gloves. The figure also had a red and black hockey mask on his face and a hood obscuring his hair colour.
The figure in red stood up and looked at Six "who the fuck are you!? Tell me before I break your legs!" he asked cracking his knuckles. Six, being the usual emotionless husk, he is, replied with "I'm KaelanSix. Who are you?" the figure in red stopped with cracking his knuckles and looked at Six with supposed shock, it was hard to see due to his mask but Six has been near enough people to tell. The figure soon replied with "well fuck me, Six it's me, Advance." Six looked at Advance before saying "well shit. Advance? Do you know where we are?" Advance replied with "I don't fucking know." Suddenly they heard a growl from multiple directions, they looked around and found multiple, black, bony wolves staring at them "hey Six?" Advance asked "yeah?" Six replied "you know what this means right?" "I think I do." Simultaneously they yelled "WE'RE IN THE WORLD OF RWBY AND ARE ABOUT TO GET FUCKED!"
As if on que, the multiple beowolves attacked. Thinking quickly, Six grabbed the back of Advance's jacket and reefed him backwards, away from the pack of wolves. They then started running away from the fuckers, and once they got far enough away, Advance asked "well we got away from the fuckers, what do we do now?" Six replied "well we could just look for an academy or something, but that would be pointless, we should probably just get the hell out of the forest for now." "yeah seems smart enough. But where's the exit?" they then heard some growling "oh shit." A wolf pounced on Six and surprised him and attempted to bite into his right arm, only to be met with air as Six's arm dissipated into a black mist. The only thing that happened next was that the Beowulf disappeared in a black mist and Six looking miffed and Advance asking, "what the fuck was that!?" "the hell should I know!?" immediately the Beowulf landed on the ground between them with a resounding crunch, "what the fuck!?" Advance shouted before the wolf attacked him to, again, hit air as Advance dissipated into a black and electric mist "this feels weird!" "of course, it would, your body literally dissipates." "well how the fuck do we deal with him!?" the Grimm gets up and walks towards them with a limp before a tree branch lands on its head, crushing it "well that works." Advance said with a nod while Six just said "Deus ex Machina."
"So, what do we do now?" Advance asked "well we start walking obviously, as well as figure out what we can do. Our dissipating limbs might be related to potential powers we have. Either that or we're a pseudo Grimm." Six theorized "Do you know how to build a shelter?" Advance asked "yeah, I created plenty as a kid. They were solid." "I can build a tent using branches and know rivers lead to oceans." "Yeah we know basic survival, let's just hurry the fuck up and start walking." a day later they happened upon a village seen in volume 4 of RWBY "is this Ren's home?" "I think so but that means we're a few days away from the nearest village." "Well shit! It seems we're going to have a training montage." "Wait what!?"
Six and Advance set off for the village and along the way Advance shot into the air with a burst of speed and wind "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Advance shouted as he shot into the air and came back down with crash as his head buried into the dirt "well I guess you can fly, what were you thinking beforehand?" "what do birds think." 'of course, he thinks of something ridiculous.' "hey I heard that!" Six looked at him before saying "how did you know what I was thinking?" "you were thinking that!?" 'note to self don't think of anything unimportant to the situation.' "why's that?" the only reply Advance got was "fuck you."
The next day was spent trying to get Advance to learn how to fly, we went to the top of a nearby hill with a cliff face and started to get set. And just as he was jumping off, the land below him crumbled away causing him to fall to the ground face first, it was fun to watch.
"Hey whatcha writing?" Advance asked Six as he was cooking some food that Advance somehow caught "writing down the adventure thus far." "I don't understand that word." "of course." A few hours later they went to sleep. The next morning, they went to another hill and they tried again. This time he flew for a few minutes but before long he fell to the ground, again, face first. They tried again but it ended the same way because he forgot, they set up camp again and ate some more food that Advance hunted the day before.
The next day they tried again, this time when Advance flew he arced into the ground because he only applied forward force. "how do you keep fucking up?" Six asked "probably because I'm an idiot." 'that's obvious.' "hey!" "*sigh* we really need to deal with that mind reading ability of yours." Advance shrugged before taking another bite from the meat he hunted and vegetables that Six collected.
The next morning, Six and Advance went further than usual and tried, hopefully, for the last time to try and fly. Advance jumped off and flew, this time he was getting the hang of it and after a few minutes, all doubts of him crashing vanished, but came back when he flew into a nevermore and landed face first into the ground leaving it to Six to get them away while saying "how the fuck did you fly into a nevermore!?"
A few days afterwards they arrived at a familiar town, except instead of having no people and ruined buildings, they had pristine buildings and a ton of people "this place looks much better than in volume four." Advance said while Six just said "ya think?" after a few minutes they came across a semi-familiar face. Before Advance could say anything, Six covered his mouth and asked the familiar man "excuse me? Could you point us in the direction of an airship that could get us to Vale?" the man looked at them before saying "take a right over there, you can't miss it." As they walked away, Six took his hand from Advance's mouth where he immediately asked, "why the hell didn't you warn him this town was gonna get fucked over!?" Six responded with "one he wouldn't have believed us, two he may have questioned us a bit more delaying us and four he may have sent us to an insane asylum, if they even have those. Plus, what are we gonna tell them, that we watched a show that is based on their world!?" Advance just said "yes" 'for fuck's sake.'
After their exchange over the entire thing, they finally got on to the damned airship and asked for a ride to Vale. They asked for a fee of a few hundred Lien where Six pulled out a credit card with his name on it. Advance looked at him but Six just thought 'don't question it.' Where Advance just nodded in understanding before turning to the readers and saying "the author just doesn't want to explain where he got the credit card. Don't worry abou-" he was cut-off by Six slamming his head into the ground with immense force, "sorry my hand slipped." They then boarded the airship and waited for the next few minutes before it took off where Six and Advance finally enjoyed themselves since they were sent to this world.
Prologue End: Where The Fuck Are We