Life just got as simple as it could with having a really odd and rare phobia. Sure he would admit it was slightly out of control though his brother begged to disagree it was way out of control. Though to be fair his phobia hadn't been as bad as it had been previous years. One time Mathew had got lost in the city and somehow managed up in a forest because he got freaked out ran away then calmed then got more lost when he tried to find his way back. Let's just say after that little episode he had always carried his mobile with him no matter he went when he was only ten.

Even after six years did he have to have his mobile still on him at all times; he felt a little insulted an was no longer that ten year old boy who didn't know anything about finding his way home. To be completely honest Mathew still had little idea where the hell he was going in the city; but he could read maps and what not! Anatidaephobia was always a real issue with him and had no idea how manage to develop it either.

Some people thought it was out right hilarious while others questioned if he was sane enough to be in room with. But come on who wouldn't afraid by being watched by those little beady eyes that looked like it was some crazy stalker chick! The look in their eyes said it all; how they were just going to watch you without a care in the world. Anas Platyrhynchos the worst species ever of animals; hell he would rather being a pit of poisonous snakes then in a room with just one Anas Platyrhynchos. It always felt better saying their scientific name instead of the general word for those terrible, terrible, incredibly terrible creatures.

"Bro get your butt outta bed!" Alfred banged against his younger brother's door.

Mathew blinked open his slowly and barely made out the time…oh no. "Holy maple we're going to be late!"

Mathew snatched up his glasses from his night side table and jumped out of the bed trying to find clothes. Finding his beloved red hoodie with a white maple leaf on the front with a simple plain tee and his jeans Mathew managed to be half way dressed when he flung open the door whilst grabbing his bag.

Alfred was standing by the front door munching on a hamburger and the car keys with the other. They hurriedly locked the door behind themselves and Alfred sped off to school hoping not to get a tardy. Mathew couldn't believe he actually didn't wake up before his brother; it rarely happened. Mathew had considered him-self an early bird and rarely slept past seven in the morning even on a weekend.

Mathew's inner thoughts ceased to an end; when his brother suddenly slammed the brakes down in order to get in a parking spot. Mathew hastily got out of the car with his bag swinging on one shoulder. Speeding his pace up in order to get to class on time he didn't bother to pay attention until he saw something; a certain Anas Platyrhynchos picture.

Letting out a wail mixed with a sob he fled out of the corridor feeling the need to run for his life. Holy maple, holy freaking maple, holy mother freaking maple, holy fuc-

He landed down onto his butt and let out an 'omph' sound; it was none other than Gilbert Beilschmidt who he had run into. Mathew very much felt like sinking into the floor never to return again.

"Kesesese you okay there fella?" he let out a strange hissing laughter.

"Y-yeah I-I am fine-e" he mumbled out and quickly got off the floor and was about to go around Gilbert to get out of the building of hell-whoops school; key word 'about' because Gilbert grabbed his arm preventing the guy to make his escape.

"Now, now aren't you going to apologise for knocking into me?" he smirked at the blonde.

For some reason that really peeved him off; that the albino thought he wasn't at fault at all. Then again the image of the bird of hell flooded his mind making him swallow the anger in hopes to get away.

"I am-m sorry-y, let me go!" he whispered yelled. Suddenly out of nowhere there was a quaking sound and that is when everything turned black as Mathew Williams fainted at Gilbert's duck ringtone.

Gilbert stood in shock as the body fell to floor with a gasp leaving Mathew's mouth. He was mentally cursing himself as he realised he was probably freaked the guy out majorly. He picked up the limp body bridal style and decided to take him to the nurse's room to be on the safe side. Surprisingly the guy was pretty light and Gilbert thought he looked pretty cute to but decided against those thoughts feeling like some creep like Francis.

People shot him odd sceptical looks as he walked down to the nurse's room like he had punched the guy out cold. But hey the people were forgetting one awesome fact about the Prussian is that he would have left the body where he knocked it out not take it to get help! Though he had admitted he only roughed him around slightly before the guy went hysterical, odd. He quickly looked at the message to see t was from one of the intolerable people of the school and ignored it.

A soft whisper escaped the blonde's lips sounding something like 'Anas Platyrhynchos' Gilbert snorted at it thinking whatever the hell that is. Oh well Gilbert would just ask him when the guy wakes again. Of course he still hadn't had has fun with this blonde yet.

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