Haven't played Layton yet.
The bell rings and the camera sets into a courtroom with a blond girl on the stand.
Layton:Using the art of puzzle-solving, I found that, using the powers of witchcraft, someone has sent this town spinning into disorder. I say it was YOU!
Layton points at the girl and the whole crowd gasps
Crowd:He's accusing the suspect! How unpredictable!
Girl:That's wrong. I'm not a witch.
Layton:You aren't? I'm sorry to have bothered you.
Luke:Don't be tricked, professor.
Layton:Oh right! *ahem* Then how come you know the contents of a book you say you haven't read?
A shady Japanese lawyer sits in the dark corner, tapping a piece of paper, smiling...now he slamed the table in a dramatic manner, he's standing up and-
Phoenix:OBJECTION!
Luke:Eh?
Maya:*giggle* Burgers!
Phoenix:Professor, there is a huge contradiction in your accusation.
Layton:Hm? What's the contradiction?
Phoenix:It's...uh...hey, look! It's the title!
Professor Layton VS Ace Attorney
Phoenix, Layton, Maya, and Luke look at the huge city in front of them, in the middle of nowhere
Phoenix:Sure its big, but look at the location!
A strange case in Labyrinth City
The gang is hiding behind boxes, looking at the highly-guarded old man, writing.
Layton:What do you suppose he's writing?
Old man:-and Phoenix kissed Edgeworth goodnight, and left his apartment, naked. Great! My slash fanfic is done!
The two are embroiled in a big crime
A witch trial
The blonde girl is running from a group of black-robed people, carrying torches
Girl:Is it really necessary to kill me, just for dating Juston Beaver!
Fangirls:YES!
Girl:Ahhh!
Scene switches to a library with Luke and Maya researching
Luke:Whatever is written in the book, happens in real life!
Maya:So?
Luke:Well, it happened over 9000 times.
Maya:You're kidding! That can't be right!
Luke:By the way, where is everybody?
Maya:Let me check outside...
Everyone is in tents, waiting for the 3DS.
Scene switches to old man writing under the moonlight
Old man:-and Klavier grabbed Apollo-
Clouds block the moon
Old man:Don't make me write an M rated slash fic.
Clouds move and the moon shines brighter
The puppet master behind it
The man who controls the entire city
The evil 'Storyteller'
Phoenix stands in front of the blond girl in the woods
Girl:I'm going to be killed.
Phoenix:C'mon, fangirls aren't dangerous once you agree with them.
Girl:But it said so in the book.
Phoenix:Well, we won't let a book control your destiny. Only a fanfiction can do that.
Layton:Mr. Wright. I think we may have been making a horrible mistake.
Phoenix:What?
Layton:The 'Storyteller' may in actuality be the 'Fanfic Writer'.
Herschel Layton, Phoenix Wright. A powerful team
Layton:He may be a man of law, Luke, but he can't wear a hat like me.
Phoenix:In all honesty, I don't think I like Mr. No-spikey-hair guy.
Maya:*Nom Nom Nom*
Professor Layton VS Ace Attorney
The blonde girl runs to see the city burn down
Girl:The fangirls have burned down the city!
The mystery is in the contradiction
Coming never outside of Japan