AN: The rest of Cover Story is coming eventually. I'm taking a break for now and focusing on a more…humorous fic.

Physique Swapping

John woke up with a massive head ache. He reached into his hair, but he did not feel its regular bed-hair-chia-pet-likeness. The Colonel was so sleepy that he did not notice the difference. He rubbed his eyes and looked around. That was when that he immediately noticed the change. It was not his room. It had more space and looked a lot cleaner. He rubbed his eyes again thinking he was still dreaming and opened them.

'Ok, not a dream,' he thought finally realizing whose room it was. 'Elizabeth's? I would have remembered if we had…whoa…bad thought John. Do not go there.' He looked around again. Elizabeth was no where to be seen. 'Okay, this is weird,' he thought heading to the bathroom to wash the sleep out of his eyes. John threw water on his face. 'Elizabeth is not going to be happy to see me here…' His thoughts trailed off as he looked in the mirror and jumped back at the sight he saw.

"What the-" He did not finish the sentence. The face in the mirror, and the voice coming out of his mouth was not his own. An unusual though sprang into his mind, and he rushed frantically out of his room only to see himself leaving his room and crash into him. His body jumped and covered his mouth with his hand.

"Elizabeth?" It was so weird hearing her voice for his.

"John? How…how…I'm in your body," she stated looking down at herself or rather John's self and looked back up at him confused.

People were starting to stare at their leaders in their pajamas, standing in the hallway. John swished his hand over the panel, pulled her into the room, and the door swished close behind them. Finally they could have some privacy to sort out what was going on.

"Did you eat anything different?" Elizabeth asked.

"What?" John replied.

"We must have done something different for our bodies to switch like this. I mean last time I checked my body was my own."

"No, I know I did not eat anything different, and I know you didn't," he said hearing his stomach growl. "You know, you should eat more."

"I eat…" she held up her finger and pointed it at him. "Don't you dare junk up my body with all that stuff I see you eat all the time."

"What? The only thing I eat is the stuff in the mess hall."

Elizabeth raised an eyebrow. John never knew his eyebrows could go up so far.

"Exactly!" She said or his body said. He was getting confused now.

"We have to figure this out," John said pacing. "Touch anything weird lately?"

"No…you?"

"No."

John shook his head and long brown hair flew into his eyes. 'How does she deal with her hair.' He brushed it out of his eyes. 'It's so soft and wavy and…'

"I'm glad to see that you are taking good care of my hair," she joked.

He immediately stopped touching it, and looked over at her. He changed the subject as quickly as he could. "I can't think over an empty stomach. Let's go get some breakfast."

To be continued...

AN: Will John and Elizabeth find out what happened to them? How is Rodney involved? Will they tell people what happened or will they try to keep their change a secret? Just a few questions to think about.

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