Disclaimer: I do own a copy of super smash brothers brawl and a Wii, but not the legal rights…der deh deeeer!!

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Master Hand and Crazy hand floated in front of the stairs of the smash mansion. "Should we have R.O.B. or captain falcon drive the bus?" Master hand asked his brother. "CAPTAINFALCONCAPTAINFALCON!" The erratic hand replied." R.O.B. it is then" MH said rudely. "BUT,WHY!?CAPTAINFALCONDRIVESVERYFASTANDCRASHESALOT!!"

"That's why"

"BUT,ILIKETOCRASH!MAKEBIGCRASH!DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!"

"Ever thought of switching to decaf?"

"WHATSDECAF!?"

"…Coffee with less caffeine?"

"IDON'T HAVEAMOUTH!!"

"…oh…oh yeah…"

A number of multi-colored pikmin repeating "hup-hoo hup-hoo hup-hoo" came down the stairs carrying suit cases and bags and in the back, 2 white pikmin were carrying Olimar. "YOULAZYBUM! HAVINGYOURPIKMINCARRYEVERYTHINGINCLUDINGYOURSELF!" screeched CH. Olimar just looked at the floating hand for a second and finally asked"…w-what?" Samus then came down with a ton of heavy bags and said "he's right y'know" "right about what?" then snake walked down the stairs dragging more bags than Samus "I agree" he said. "Agree about what!?" Olimar demanded. Snake then, whispered to Samus "you enjoying this as much as me?"

"Yep"

"Thought so"

"NOW WHAT'RE YOU TWO WISPERING ABOUT!?" screamed Olimar. "Oh, nothing" giggled Samus

"Quit teasing Olimar and get that junk in the bus" ordered Master Hand. "Yes sir" they all said in unison. Crazy Hand grabbed all his giant left-handed gloves, snake grabbed all his weapons, Samus grabbed all her…uh... girl…stuff and Olimar's pikmin his bags and they all put their stuff on the bus.

Kat & Ana both ran down the stairs at full speed with their swords in their holsters and their bags in their arms. Lucas was at the top of the stairs staring at Ana "she's so pretty" he said quietly. Ness walked by, heard what was happening, patted Lucas on the back, turned around, and yelled "come on Jeff!"

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Cutting it short there. It'll be longer next time. I hope you'll enjoy the LucasxAna, the SnakexSamus, and comedy.