"Ah-hem, Suzuki-sensei would like to formally-"
"As formal as she gets."
"Shut the fuck up."
Whack
"Ow! Kaiya-chan~!"
"As I was fucking saying - Suzuki sensei would like to formally-" Glares at Hibiki, "- introduce the most random one-shots, Omake's, and spin-offs of the fan-fiction Suzuki becomes a Sensei!"
Shuffling around the papers, Suzuki sighs and adjusts her legs on her desk while looking at the paper with narrowed eyes, "She has been creating a few spin-offs she has been writing down so she doesn't forget - Bull fucking shit - And her laptop has been crashing recently because of the size of the file, along with the other-unimportant-files-for-other-writing-places. So now, she's going to dump all of her craziness on you."
"Tsk, I don't understand why she's making us do this." Grumbled Hisato.
"Tsk, she's fucking doing this to fucking warn our viewers, you jack-ass."
"Ouch, harsh." Kaiya winces.
"Shut the fuck up." ... Hibiki...
Whack
"... Run..."
"... What..."
Whack
Slap
Thud
"Oof!"
Whack
Shatter
"Knock it the fuck off before I use your insides as my god-damned jump-rope!"
"Yes Suzuki-sensei!"