Cloud Joins The Preps

Cloud went to the mall with Aerith and ate at Good Burger.

After ordering a orange soda at the waiter suggestion, Cloud saw a group walked by him.

The group consistted of Bowser Jr, Meta Knight, Robin, Dark Pit, Dark Samus, Dark Link, Bass, Shadow The Hedgehog, Lucas, Mewtwo, Cia, Henry, Wolf, Snake, Batman and Ryuko Matoi.

Ryuko said: "Nice sword, nice black duds, come over to Hop Topic, we'll talk there, here's a map so you don't lose your way."

Aerith tried to stop him but Cloud went anyways.

Before he can enter, Cloud sees officer Paul Blart charging at him:
"No, I will not let them claim another!"
"Get on my ride, Spike boy!"
Blart shouted.

"Oh, Cloud, thank goodness the Hot Topic Crew didn't take you!"
Aerith said as she hugged Cloud.

"They seem cool, Aerith, what's the big deal?"

A green dinosaur stepped out the shadows:
"They are anything but cool, they cause michief over the mall, wear clothes with stolen artwork on it, hate happiness and prefer Capri Suns over Kool Aid Jammers."

"I will not stand those who don't think Kool Aid Jammers are the best, my name is Cloud, what is your's?"

"My name is Yoshi, I am the leader of the preps, a orgnazation dedcatied to peace, love and happiness, I know, that's name of my mix tape."

"Cloud, let me introduce you to the other members."

Aerith said:
"Along with Yoshi, me and Blart, there is Princess Peach, Pac-Man, Princess Zelda, Link, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Ike, Olimar, Diddy Kong, Pingu, Optimus Prime, Shovel Knight, Shantae, Reggie Fils-Aime, Little Mac, Meowkie, Princess Daisy, Valkyrie, Viewtiful Joe, Ryu, Phoenix Wright, Callie, Kirby and me, Yoshi and Blart."

"Noot Noot"
Pingu meanifully added to conversation.

"Prepness is the right of all sentient beings"
Said Optimus.

"Perhaps we can have a use for their intrest in you."
Yoshi said.

"Go investgate their headquarters."

Cloud put his Buster Sword over his shoulders and went back to Hot Topic.

"Hey, guys, I got away from that mall cop, I'm here now."

"Cool"

Said Bowser Jr.
"Let me introduce our leader."

Cloud then saw him ... it was Sephrioth.

"Get the hell out of way, Sephrioth."
Ryuko yelled

"My bad."

He then saw the true leader ... Garfield.

"You have disapointed me for the very last time, Krew."

He then vaproised all of the Krew while sipping on Capri Sun while Cloud barely avoid it.

" I sense prepness in you, you are the kind of guy who could like Mondays, and for that you must persish."

"You monster! You killed all your Krew!"

"I kill Preps, Cloud, it's what I do."

"It's time to kick your misreable life off the table."

"Wait, you said persish before kill, you are clearly upset at upsetting children with the concept of death!"

"Oh, no, I have prep in me."

Garfield then exploded and all the people he vaproised returned from the Shadow Realm.

Cloud then put his hand in the air and then not.

"You are free from his control, come over to the nice side."

And then all the Hop Topic Krew became preps.

Rushed end.