333 things not to do around FMA people, unless u want to get hurt badly
Everyone in FMA world
1: say alchemy and any bad word next to it, u will regret it within the hour
No one even looks at that recruit now
2: be a perv
Hawkeye will have your head in the hour
3: walk in HQ with an ANTI military shirt
Just don't do it. Ever
4: comment on how all the time they fail. It's a guaranteed death sentence
The people at investigation are still trying to find the culprit
5: play the Banjo
How Roy knew how to play it was uknown
6: Disco…in the street…flailing a red scarf. Don't ask
Files on why this is a bad idea are classified by Hawkeye
7: get 5000 birds in any of their houses
It just annoys everyone, just think about when the birds go to the bathroom…
8: host a dance party, invite everyone, then don't do anything at that spot
Eds prank was not funny for the majority this time
9: Offend Hawkeye in any way
Don't do it. Ever. Unless u want to die don't do it
10: eat all the Icecream
Ed may got to it all, but everyone wasn't sure were the rest went…till Al started leaking Icecream
Well, im going to do it by 10s, except the last one, which will be 13