A/N: I've found a good way to tie myself over while the new episodes air! Yay! Now, I do not in any way consider myself a poet, but when I heard about this, I just had to take a stab at it. Hear me out:
This poem, "This is Just To Say", is a poem about a guy "apologizing" to his wife, but he's not really apologizing. That's the joke, is that he never actually says, "I'm sorry" in the poem; he just recognizes that he should apologize. And so in the poetic world, this has kind of become a poem to make spoofs of, like hundreds of people have done their own versions of it.
So after hearing about this, I thought, why not Office characters? Thusly, I bring to you several variations on the poem "This is Just To Say" written by characters on The Office to other characters. The first one is from a certain salesman to a certain accountant, and more are definitely on the way. Enjoy!
I have euthanized
Your cat,
And put her in
Your icebox;
The cat which
You probably
Wanted me to take care of
On my lunch break.
Forgive me;
I am a farmer,
But it was beautiful
And gentle, and respectful.
Not much now, I know, but hopefully as a collection you will find them hilarious… Review please?