Disclaimer: Quite clearly I don't own Silent Hill, James Blunt, The township of Saddleworth, Beké, Alia or Marie. In fact I'm pretty sure I don't even own myself. I do however own other unrelated stuff!
It all started when Amber, Beké, Alia and Marie all got back from their holiday to Queensland. They had all decided to crash at Beké's house because they were all too lazy to go back to their own houses. The town was quiet, too quiet, even for a little town like Saddleworth. The girls wondered what was going on because there was no one around and they hadn't had any contact with anyone in Saddleworth since they had left for their trip.
They sat in Beké's kitchen and discussed why they thought that no one was in Saddleworth. Some of the houses looked like they had been boarded up. They didn't really think anything of it because they were all so tired from the trip. Beké tried to get into her bedroom but the door was shut and the lock seemed to be broken. Beké thought that was weird because no one else would have gone into her room except for her mum who did her cleaning for her. She returned to the kitchen and wondered why her door was broken and why she couldn't get into her room. Amber suggested that she should just run straight at the door and that it might break down so she can get in.
"What? Are you insane I would like to have a bedroom door and not a hole in the wall, like some people, Amber. I'll just leave it and maybe it will fix it self." Beké replied to Amber's stupid suggestion.
"Fine then if you don't want to get in your room, that's fine with me, But where are we going to sleep? I don't have a hole in my wall; it's called a door that has broken off!" Amber answered back to Beké.
"It's still a hole in the wall! We can sleep in the lounge room, it's bigger than my room and the door can't be broken because there isn't one." Beké suggested.
That's when all that could be heard was the sound of distortion, as if a radio was trying to pick up signal.
"What the hell is that?" Alia Asked.
"I don't know, Beké did you put the radio on?" Marie Questioned.
"No I didn't put the radio on, I don't even think that it's plugged in" Beké replied.
"The radio isn't plugged in and it's not even on, but I found this hand held one that was making noise in the kitchen." Amber said while trying to get radio reception, "All the stations sound the same. Why can't we get reception? Why can't we listen to music? This must be some kind of conspiracy against me!"
"Get over it Amber, There is no conspiracy against you, the radio is obviously broken and that's probably because you touched it." Beke replied to Amber while taking the radio away from her.
While the girls were fighting about the radio, neither of them noticed the weird egg-sack shaped person behind them, the only thing they noticed was that the distortion was getting louder then it was when they found it.
"Oh My God, What the hell is that?" Alia screamed when she saw the monster.
"It looks human but, it looks like its arms and head are in an egg-sack. It needs to be killed before it kills us!" Marie screamed back to Alia who was curled up in a ball on the floor.
Just as Alia and Marie were about to throw a candle at the monster Beké turned around and stabbed the monster with the fire poker that she was about to hit Amber with.
"What the hell is stopping me from hitting you? I just stabbed someone! Wait, it's not a person, what the hell?" Beké exclaimed.
"Hey the distortion stopped, but the radio is still on. Ha Ha you couldn't hit me, even if I was a stationary target! That's not fair you got to stab someone, that my friend is a felony and you can go to jail for that!" Amber replied while inspecting the fire poker.
"I can't go to jail if it was self defence. It's not even a human that I stabbed, and it was on accident so it doesn't matter. Maybe the volume got turned down on the radio and that's why we can't hear the distortion?" Beké replied in a factual kind of tone.
"Nope you're wrong again. There is no way you can stab something by accident. Self defence only works if you were being attacked by the person you stabbed. That wasn't a person so it doesn't count. Oh and the volume is turned all the way up, I thought I heard some James Blunt through the distortion and I wanted to sing along!" Amber fought back.
"Both of you shut up! I think I have worked out the thing with the radio. When that thing was near the distortion started and as soon as Beké stabbed it, the distortion stopped. As for the whole self defence issue, you both confused me within the first 2 seconds of that argument." Marie said while trying to pry the fire poker out of the monster, "We might need this for later incase we come across anymore of these monsters."
"Are we going on some kind of expedition? I think we will need other supplies, like fruit-boxes!" Alia exclaimed excitedly.
"We don't need to take fruit-boxes! We need to take the necessary items that we will need, such as a first aid kit and rations." Marie explained in a very annoyed tome.
"Wait! When was it decided that we were going on an expedition? And why are we going on one? I'm so confused, and where does my shoelaces fit into this?" Amber asked.
"Your shoelaces have nothing to do with this and we are going on an expedition to find out what's going on in Saddleworth with these monsters and what the cause of it is!" Marie replied.
"I'm scared of monsters, I don't want to go. Actually I will go if I get to take this smoke alarm!" Amber replied back.
"I can't believe this! You can't take the smoke alarm, but you can hold the radio." Marie said back, just to make Amber agree to going.
"She can't take the radio, I want to take it. Okay if she takes the radio I get to take the fire poker." Beké argued.
"Okay then, we are leaving now! Alia get off the floor or I'll drag you out the door!" Marie Said.
The girls wondered what would face them as soon as they walked out the door.