Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the products in here. Or UHF. I-
I don't own anything! *cries*
Prologue
Ah. . . I basically use my authoress rights to drag cast members here and tell them to advertise a random. . . thing. I hope you like it, as well as my two sentence long prologue.
Chapter One: Yappy's Dog Treats
Marik
(off camera) Marik: I'm just supposed to talk at that great box, yeah? Led: That's all. But in a happy voice, remember. Marik: In a happy voice? Led: Yeah, that's the only way to convince anyone on a commercial. Marik: That's the only way to convince 'em? You sure? Led: Yeah. That's the only way. How else are you supposed to show that these things are any good? Marik: As long as you pay me. Well, okay, I'm ready.
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*in a chipper voice, bouncing about on the balls of his feet* Hi. I'm an ancient spirit that can cause you immense pain and/or control your mind, and I'm trying to sell you this box of. . . what the crap does this say? Yappy's Dog Treats. Your dog will love the real liver and tuna taste, with just a hint of cheese! Now, I'll give you two options. Either you buy these freaking dog treats, or I'll send you to the Shadow Realm. The second option is great if you like hanging out with disembodied souls while living through your worst nightmare. So, it's either dog treats or your fears realized. I hope you make the right decision. Have a nice day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi
(off camera) I get to go on TV? Awesome! *rushes on camera*
Ahem. I'm Yugi Mutoh, nice to meet you, and I want to tell you about *looks at box* Yappy's Dog Treats! Dog's really love 'em, though I haven't got a dog at home. . . . You know, the best way to find out whether a dog likes something is whether you like it. *eats* Uhhhm. . . . *runs off camera, spewing dog treats on the way to the bin*
That's is for now, it's two characters per chapter. So. . . I don't know who to torment next time, so I'm open to suggestions.
Prologue
Ah. . . I basically use my authoress rights to drag cast members here and tell them to advertise a random. . . thing. I hope you like it, as well as my two sentence long prologue.
Chapter One: Yappy's Dog Treats
Marik
(off camera) Marik: I'm just supposed to talk at that great box, yeah? Led: That's all. But in a happy voice, remember. Marik: In a happy voice? Led: Yeah, that's the only way to convince anyone on a commercial. Marik: That's the only way to convince 'em? You sure? Led: Yeah. That's the only way. How else are you supposed to show that these things are any good? Marik: As long as you pay me. Well, okay, I'm ready.
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*in a chipper voice, bouncing about on the balls of his feet* Hi. I'm an ancient spirit that can cause you immense pain and/or control your mind, and I'm trying to sell you this box of. . . what the crap does this say? Yappy's Dog Treats. Your dog will love the real liver and tuna taste, with just a hint of cheese! Now, I'll give you two options. Either you buy these freaking dog treats, or I'll send you to the Shadow Realm. The second option is great if you like hanging out with disembodied souls while living through your worst nightmare. So, it's either dog treats or your fears realized. I hope you make the right decision. Have a nice day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi
(off camera) I get to go on TV? Awesome! *rushes on camera*
Ahem. I'm Yugi Mutoh, nice to meet you, and I want to tell you about *looks at box* Yappy's Dog Treats! Dog's really love 'em, though I haven't got a dog at home. . . . You know, the best way to find out whether a dog likes something is whether you like it. *eats* Uhhhm. . . . *runs off camera, spewing dog treats on the way to the bin*
That's is for now, it's two characters per chapter. So. . . I don't know who to torment next time, so I'm open to suggestions.