I died.
Like I really did die. Not like those "my old self is dead" cliches, but I really died. Dead due to the stupidity of another. How stupid can it get?
"Fine, I could just re-birth you to another place right?"
The voice that I'm hearing is that of "Sekai" the supposed creator of the world, the same person responsible for my death. And yes, she's a stupid loli.
"Did, you just call me a Loli? I'm not one like that!"
I mean just look at her, she looks like she's just 10 for Christ's sake...
"Even though I look like this, I still am a lot older than you y'know.."
See she gets mad like a little kid when I think she's t...
"If you keep thinking like that, I won't re-birth you at all!"
"Fine, I'll stop."
Looking at the now angry "Goddess" , i felt it would now be dangerous to tease her more.
"Cough Cough, so you can do a re-birth, but you can't do it in your own world."
"Are you saying that there are more worlds?"
"Yah, like worlds of anime or comics that you guys watch."
"You mean like One-piece or Naruto?"
"Mhm, so whenever someone writes a book in regards to another world, or thinks of another world , a new world is formed."
Woah, I just figured out the secret of the universe. I mean don't people call this...
"I've been enlightened?"
"Ehh, not really... -.-"
"I know just really wanted to say that one day. So am I able to be re-birthed in the world that I choose?"
"Ehh sorry nope, it's always random. Now's the time to go."
"Stop right there."
I thought that normally Gods grant wishes to those being resurrected...
"Ehh, well that's to troublesome"
said a Goddess looking like a certain lazy Ninja out there in the universe. Hmm, I still have a plan up my sleeve though. I did the first thing that people do when they get into a car accident. Pulling my hand up to my neck and grasping it I moaned in pain.
"Oww, my neck hurts sooo much because someone decided to send a truck to me..."
"It.. It won't work!"
"Argh because my neck hurts, I won't be able to even move in the new world, and probably would just die.."
"Fine I'l let you have your wish!"
"Three"
"But.. urgh fine, Happy now?"
Fufu, that's how you win against a God! Hahahaha
"Stop laughing"
"Anyways for my first wish, I would like be able to use "Pray"(character in KnightRun)'s skills. "
"What?! It would probably put too much strain on your body.."
"Second wish, I would like to have a body that wouldn't make using Pray's skills harmful to me. Oh yah, 3rd, I would like to have Fate Gilgamesh's Golden Rule."
"Fine then get out of my sight."
As soon as Sekai's words were spoken, a black hole formed beneath me, and i dropped straight inside.
So started my re-birth.