[Authors Note: This is a crappy parody of "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" by Primus I came up with while thinking about everyones favorite nasaly challended triple agent.]

Now Wesker has himself a big blue tyrant But he doesn't show it to Chris or Brad

One day you know, that bastard went and left it

The tyrant was locked in a plastic tube

Along came Spencer, the big fat loon

And said where are my enginees?

Looks like "Evil Dead" in here

That Tyrant unleashed hell

Now Birken he was a pansy from Raccoon City

He looked like an escapee from a cannibal show

He loved zombies, made undead rotweilers

And he snorted coke up his nose.

He saw that big blue tyrant

So he though he'd take himself a peek,

But Wesker wouldn't let him

So he made him self a G-Tyrant

And he ain't been seen for a week

(and a half!)

Now Wesker woke up that blue tyrant,

And it stuck him in the air.

After he said he "loved that big blue tyrant

And he'll blow up it's lair"

Now wesker slept for 7 years

And nobody realy cared

Till he came back as a matrix-like guy

And that bastard tried to kill me.

Wesker was turning into a big blue tyrant

It was happening over time

Till he disappeared and everyone wondered "Wheres that dumb Duke Nuke' look alike?"