Okay this is just for fun cause I'm bored.
Waning: This was made by a Really Bored Person, oh and kidnapping warning too.
Well Enjoy!
~ HornyWolf
Deidara was sitting atop of his clay bird, bored out of his mind as he stared at the sky. "Itachi," He muttered to the fellow rouge. "Wanna go raise some hell?" He smiled and turned around facing him. The depressed looking ninja looked at him and simply muttered "What on Earth for?"
Deidara jumped off his bird and sat down next to Itachi, his normal smirk on his face. "Well, I'm rather bored myself, besides, when's the last time you've gotten laid?" His smirk turning into a perverted smile as he spoke those last words.
Itachi just stared at him. "Again what is your point?"
"Oh so you haven't been laid in a while? Tisk, tisk, Itachi I would have expected more from you. Although considering the fact that you're going blind, it does make it hard for you to see doesn't it?" His eyes went up and down Itachi.
"What's you point?"
"Oh, nothing….nothing at all." He stood to walk away before turning back and blowing him a kiss. "See ya round Itachi" He jumped back on his bird and took off leaving Itachi there by himself. As Itachi sat there alone he simply muttered "What an idiot."
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Flying over skies of Konoha, Diedara simply looked around for what he was searching for until a few hours later when he spotted it, or should I say her.
He smirked and flew his bird down into the trees, watching her. She was a beautiful blond with a long ponytail and her hair draped over her right eye. She walked through the meadow picking flowers and adding them to a bouquet. After sniffing them, she smiled to herself, arranging them, and then slowly walked back to her village.
Now was his chance, while she was outside the gate, he slowly flew down close to her before he sent out one clay bird as a distraction. She jumped away and felt something grab her then lift her up into the air, she turned around ready to attack only to fell her growing faint as a pungent smelling cloth covered her face until she was completely unconscious. 0o0o0o0 As he flew back to the hideout he flew across Suna, merely smiling at his unconscious prize, or should I say victim? Anyways he flew over the skies of the desert suddenly he saw something else that caught his interest, not as much as his kidnapped victim lying on the back of his bird, but still she sparked some of his interest. And he thought "Eh, What the hell?" He smirked again as he flew down his bird caused sandstorm like winds causing the woman to prepare for what she believed to be a miniature sandstorm, that was until she felt herself being lifted off the ground and becoming unconscious like just the girl before her.0o0o0o0
He was quite happy with his two unconscious victims.
"One for Itachi, and one for me." He thought.
When he had returned to the place where he had left the poor Uchiha, he landed his bird and smiled.
"Well Itachi, guess what?"
"What….." He said slightly regretting even answering him.
"Well I was flying around looking for some entertainment, when I found something to interest me, and just by luck I saw one that would be amusing for you." He smirked.
"Enjoy." He grabbed Temari from behind him and through her into Itachi's lap. "She's your sex toy."
He smiled as he pulled Ino into his arms, her body still unconscious. "And this is mine." His perverted smile reaching its peak.
Itachi just stared at the woman at his lap before looking back up at Deidara. "And what are you planning for yours?"
The horny blond just flashed him a perverted smile and winked at him, before taking his so called 'prize' back to his room in the hideout.
Well is it interesting to anyone so far?
~HornyWolf