JenniChan's Dating Game

Disclamer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh... sadly. Read and Review! :)

JC: Welcome! I'm your host, JenniChan! (JC for short, no, not the one from *NSYNC...) Give a round of applause for today's special guest... Seto Kaiba!

*You see Seto tied to a chair*

Seto: Untie me! I don't want to be in this dating game thing!

JC: *wince* Now give a round of applause for our lovely bachelorettes!

*Curtains open showing Téa, Mai, and the Change of Heart card. Téa and Mai are tied to their chairs.*

Téa: I can't believe we're actually in this weird dating game. *sigh*

JC: Okay Seto, you may start with the questions.

Seto: *sigh* Bachelorette #1. Where do you think would be a good place to go for a date?

Téa: A fancy restaurant, I guess.

Seto: #2. Same question.

Mai: I don't know. Somewhere expensive.

Seto: #3, what do you like to do?

Change of Heart: I'm not sure... all I do is listen to my owner and do what he/she tells me to do.

Seto: Okay... #2, what do you like to do? *takes out a little knife from his shoe and starts cutting the rope*

JC: *glances at Seto*

Mai: hmmm... make myself look glamorous of course.

Seto: Yes... almost through... huh? Oh. #1, what's your favorite animal?

Téa: kittens! no, puppies......

JC: Okay! Now Seto, enough questions... it's time to choose!

Seto: NONE!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! I cut through the rope while u weren't looking! *starts running away*

JC: what a baka... *sigh*

*cage forms around Seto*

*JC starts rummaging through boxes*

JC: Yes! *holds up a bottle of chibinizer perfume* Now Seto, choose #1, #2, or #3... or else.

Seto: NEVER! MUAHAHAHAHA!

JC: He asked for it... *sprays perfume on Seto*

Seto: *turns into chibi* hmmph... meanie. I no like u.

JC: *goes back onstage* That's all! Thank you all!

Okay, so it's not a very good dating game... anyways, I'm giving away the Kaiba chibi! Review for it. Oh, I might need him back at times. :D Don't flame ok? Thanks. *gets tackled by the Kaiba Chibi* Hey! How'd u escape? Gotta go. *glares at chibi* *chibi smiles innocently*