Harry the Constipated Pig


By Efanis
(Reader Advised, DO NOT READ THIS if your are insulted by constipation)
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED


Once upon a time there was a little farm with a little pig who was a little constipated. His name was Harry. One day Harry had noticed he hadn't gone to the bathroom in a long, long time. Quickly Harry tried to go to the bathroom, but alas, nothing happened. "Oh, no..." Harry screamed, "I'm CONSTIPATED!" So off Harry went to find some help. He came across Cow, who was eating at the time. "Cow" questioned Harry, "I'm constipated, can you help me?" Cow mumbled something but cow was eating and food was spat onto poor Harry as she talked.
"Yuck," Harry said, at least I don't do that!" and walked of to find Dog. Dog, didn't look so good. "Dog" wondered Harry "Can you help my constipation?" Dog, unwillingly tried to say, he ate too much, but instead, simply vomited all over Harry. "Ewww", Harry said, "Gross-o-roma!" and off he went to find duck. Duck, who was admiring himself in the pond hardly, noticed Harry. "Duck, um, I have a constipation problem, do you think you can help? Duck, in all his selfishness, quacked so loud in Harrys face that his ears almost fell off. " Gee," Harry thought, "I'm glad I'm not like that," and off he went to find goat. There he found goat sniffing his own droppings. Harry left, disgruntled and went to find some one more sophisticated. He went and found Horse. "Um Hello there Horse, I'm constipated, would you might me some help?" Horse walked over to Harry and stomped on him.
"Did it come out?" question the dumb horse. "No!" and off Harry went thinking, at least he didn't have that problem.

-ENDING ONE OF SIX

Then Harry thought of all the problems the animals had and realized that his was constipation. "Hooray! I am constipated" shouted Harry, and the moral of this story is that everyone is special in there own way.
THE END

-ENDING TWO OF SIX

Then Harry followed the farmer into the bathroom. As the farmer was looking for some pills he knocked over a big creamy bottle of LAXATIVE! Harry, licked it all up, but it was TOO much and from that day on Harry was known as 'Harry the pig that couldn't stop pooping, and farting and making a mess all over the place, and making things smell bad, and ect.....'
THE END

-ENDING THREE OF SIX

Then Harry knew it! It was diet time for him, he are veggies and carrots, but no corn. Eventually Harry became unconstipated and was happy he solved his problem. The moral of this story is that nothing is too hard to do if you try, and as long as you try, you can succeed!
NOTE-
Harrys Constipation Diet is not approved by the FDA and is not proven to cure or prevent any type of sickness or constipation, consult your doctor first.

-ENDING FOUR OF SIX

Then all of a sudden Harry was shaking, rumbling and POP. Harry blew up from constipation build-up. That was the end of poor Harry, but... the beginning for what the farmer now had to clean up!

THE END

-ENDING FIVE OF SIX

After a while Harry didn't care anymore and lived his life constipated.
THE END

-ENDING SIX OF SIX

Harry realized no one liked him anyway, so he lived his life as Harry the constipated pig that no one likes.
THE END

- other endings

Harry liked peas

The end

Harry look at the poop on the floor

The end

Hamsters
The end

The balloon went POP and bye bye, lalalallalaalla

Then end

JR THE ELF SCREAMED 'EAT MY SHOWER CAP THAT'S LODGED IN MY EAR, IT'S A SHUTTLE FOR SPACE!"

The end

Harry went and looked at the apple sauce, and then farted on the dog
The end

JR THE ELF SCREAMED

The end

SOME ONE POOED IN THERE PANTS YELLED THE MAN WITH NO PANTS

The end

The boy chased the boy chased the boy chased the boy chased, THE BIG FURRY THING ATTACKED THE BOY CHASED

The end

GRANDMA WENT I NEED DIAPERS CAUSE I AINT GOT NO BOWL

The end

The cheese attacked, I fell to the ground, smelling of limburger

The end

I STILL LIKE TRAFIC LIGHTS

The end

The stall door was busted in, reveling, a small boy the age of 9 eating cheese cake, and he screamed JR THE ELF MADE ME EAT THE HAMSTERS MOMMIE!

The end


JR the Elf Said MAMA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERES A PICKLE THAT FELL FROM THE HAMSTERS NOSE SO I MUST EAT IT SO IT GROWS AND NOW MY TOES ARE HOT AND COLD

The end

There was POOOOPIE, it smelled of ranch dressing with elf puddinng

The end

6
The end

Seventeen, eighty nine, doubble you,

The end

NED SAT IN THE BIG BOWL OF ELF GOOP

The end

I'm A big boy now!

The end

CRAP MAN, DHDHDHDHDHHDAUUUU, Saving the world from the crap, and other politicly incorrect stuff, I think, I mean who like cream cheese with apple sauce on it, that's like Jr the elf saying "I like the small red button the the small red train with the small red door, with the small red seat, with the small red engener with the small red cap, with the small red nose, and the small red shirt button, and the small red finger, with the small red bandaid, with the small red cut, with the small red blood cell, with the small red vain with the small red..." JR THE ELF HAD CONVOLTIONS ON THE FLOOR,, and said A b CCCCCCDEDEDEDEDEEDEDD ABC ABC ABC