Hello, this is a song-fic based on Rob Cantor's famous song about Shia La Beouf, but instead about Nepeta Leijon, everyone's favorite catgirl. However, things end a bit differently for you here...

You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot her:

Nepeta Leijon.

She's following you, about 30 feet back
She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
She's gaining on you
Nepeta Leijon

You're looking for you car but you're all turned around
She's almost upon you now
and you can see there's blood on her face
My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Nepeta Leijon)
She's brandishing her claws (It's Nepeta Leijon)
Lurking in the shadows
Troll shipper catgirl Nepeta Leijon

Living in the woods (Nepeta Leijon)
Killing for food (Nepeta Leijon)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Nepeta Leijon!

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost her
but you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
you creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance
A small cave with a light on
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet)
Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside: Nepeta Leijon

Licking her claws (Nepeta Leijon)
But she doesn't hear you enter (Nepeta Leijon)
You're sneaking up behind her
Jumping on catgirl Nepeta Leijon

Fighting for your life with Nepeta Leijon
Trying to grapple Nepeta Leijon
Get stabbed in your kidney
Escaping from Nepeta Leijon

You limp into the dark woods
blood oozing from your stump leg
But you have escaped; you have fled from
Nepeta Leijon

Wait! She isn't fooled (Nepeta surprise)
There's claws to your head and death in her eyes
She can do Jis Jitsu

Getting body slammed by catgirl Nepeta Leijon
Legendary fight with Nepeta Leijon
Normal Tuesday night for Nepeta Leijon
You try to swing a hook at Nepeta Leijon

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
She's dodging every swipe, she parries to the left
You try counter to the right, you catch a claw in the neck
She's chopping your head now
You have just been decapitated by Nepeta Leijon!

You're head topples to the floor, expressionless
She gets on her fours and brandishes her teeth
You're finally food for Nepeta Leijon...