AN: Okay, I came up with this story while I was at work, and a couple of cute little kids were have a conversation which would have sounded really dirty if I hadn't know better, or if I didn't have such a gutter mind!

Anyhow it's just a joke, so I hope you find it as funny as I did when I heard the kids talking about it:P

Disclaimer:I don't own anything to do with PoTC. I just play with it's characters. And then they play with each other :P

Riding like a Man

Jack was frowning. Frowning is not something the Jack particularly likes to do, mainly because it crimples his beautiful face.

But as he'd walked past the barn it did sound like someone was having too much fun than was good for them. Well unless he was invited anyway.

"Grab that hard bit, right there."

"William?" He frowned a little more. Surly Will was too much of a… gentleman?

"What this?"

"Elizabeth??" And too much of a lady?

He really couldn't listen to this. Any normal man would walk away thinking something along the lines of 'Well I never…', 'My my, the things these youths do…' or 'How uncouth."

But Jack Sparrow wasn't exactly what you'd call a 'normal' man.

"Alright…" She seemed uncertain. Well that was understandable for a first-timer.

"Put this-" There was a short pause…

"Over where?" Indeed…

There were some shuffling and grunting noises that got Jack severely concerned… So concerned, in fact, that he pressed his ear harder to the door.

"Oh…like that?"

"Exactly!"

"But it's hard to sit on…" If Possible, Jack's eyes grew wider. He leaned further into the wood.

"Once you start moving you'll be more comfortable."

"

"Trust me, this'll be fun!"

"What if I fall off?"

"You're not going to fall off…"

"Look I'll go first, and just… move with it."

"

"

"Then we'll go up and back okay?"

Jack almost fell forward as the door to the stable was opened, and he has to stumble back to catch himself. In front of him stood William, holding some rope, and Elizabeth, atop a magnificent black mare.

"Jack? What are you doing here?" Will quirked a brow at him.

"Nothing!" He rushed. "Just… examining the fine craftsmanship on this wood."

"You know, I never believe you when you say things like that, Jack." Elizabeth gazed down at him, frowning a little herself.

"Like what?" He glared at her.

"Oh never mind. Will, can we move please? This is still hard to sit on."

"Teaching her how to ride like a man." Will grinned at Jack, "See you for dinner Jack?"

"Alright mate." Jack frowned a little more at Elizabeth, then at William. He started walking away.

'Well I never

Hope you all liked it! P not my best work I know, but then again none of it is! Haha :)

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-Rose